Pachyderm Puns

A list of puns related to "Pachyderm"

I asked a zoologist about the gestation period of pachyderms... .

He said he didn't want to talk about the elephant in the womb

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Jun 19 2020
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If a joke doesn't include pachyderms then it's irrelephant

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👤︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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What do you call a noisy pachyderm?

A yellephant!

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👤︎ u/Wyndcaller
📅︎ Apr 29 2019
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I asked my friend if he knew a pachyderm famous for its trunk. He suggested Dumbo.

But that was Ear-Elephant.

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👤︎ u/KairuSmairukon
📅︎ May 10 2019
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Don't worry about that pachyderm...

It's irrelephant, anyway.

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👤︎ u/Elteon3030
📅︎ Dec 04 2018
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What do you call a pointless pachyderm?

An irrelephant.

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👤︎ u/lavistadad
📅︎ Apr 21 2018
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You could say her pachyderm didn't matter...

Her elephant was irrelevant.

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👤︎ u/Colinmacus
📅︎ Nov 23 2017
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Did you hear about the pachyderm who loved playing sultry jazz?

Went by the name of “Elephants Gerald”...

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👤︎ u/mistermajik2000
📅︎ Apr 26 2018
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A useless pachyderm

becomes irrelephant

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👤︎ u/haavo
📅︎ Feb 09 2015
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Why wasn't the pachyderm representative taken seriously at last year's animal convention?

Everyone else thought his opinions were irrelephant.

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👤︎ u/WillSmithsBoobs
📅︎ Mar 07 2016
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Took the kids to the zoo yesterday: At the pachyderm house I asked them "What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?"

Eleph-ino.

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👤︎ u/Make_it_perfect
📅︎ Nov 08 2016
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If a joke doesn't include pachyderms...

then it's irrelephant

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👤︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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If this joke doesn’t have to do with pachyderms...

It’s irrelephant.

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👤︎ u/Spinach-Inquisition
📅︎ Jun 13 2018
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What do you call a useless pachyderm?

an Irrelephant

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👤︎ u/noble_gasses
📅︎ Apr 07 2016
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