Outer Puns

A list of puns related to "Outer"

Why do astronauts never get depressed, even if they stay in outer space for months?

There's nothing there to bring them down

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👤︎ u/Esmeralda_i
📅︎ Apr 29 2021
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What do you get when a bunch of male deer go into outer space ?

Starbucks

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👤︎ u/Amart1985
📅︎ Mar 06 2021
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how do you host a party in outer space?

You planet.

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👤︎ u/mitks07
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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I once met a talking dog, and decided to ask "what do you get from a tree's outer layer?"

But it's answer was just a bark

Edit:spelling

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👤︎ u/Nuudom
📅︎ Feb 15 2021
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I’m looking for some kind of outer covering for muscles and bones.

Not for me. A skin for a friend.

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👤︎ u/donkeyknuckles
📅︎ Feb 25 2021
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What type of currency do aliens use in outer space?

Starbucks

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👤︎ u/Sh3dinja
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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Why was the vegan afraid of outer space?

Because it was filled with Meatorites.

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👤︎ u/DickTrickelDuraLube
📅︎ May 05 2020
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Pluto always wanted to have a party for the outer gas giants…

... but he just couldn’t find time to planet.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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My friend the photographer always trims the outer edges of his pictures to be curved so that every edge is equidistant from the center...

He liked making crop circles.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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I was hired to represent the hard outer layers of cereal grain in a positive light and by doing so help to increase awareness and sales.

I'm a bran ambassador.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ May 16 2020
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What is the first thing you have to do when throwing a party in outer space?

Planet.

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👤︎ u/Dmb5450
📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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By the way. I was hit with a huge piece of animal muscles from outer space yesterday. I used it to make steaks after.

I was hit by a meaty-ore.

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👤︎ u/P0tat0sa11ad
📅︎ May 24 2019
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Have you seen the new pen that writes underwater, upside down and in outer space?

It writes lots of other words too.

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👤︎ u/easy_being_green
📅︎ Dec 11 2014
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Driving by the prison the other day I saw a midget scaling down the outer wall.

And I thought that’s a little condescending.

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👤︎ u/sk1wbw
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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What do you call a potato floating through outer space?

A sci-fry!

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👤︎ u/Car_radio21
📅︎ Dec 02 2018
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Why don’t cats like outer space?

Because they’re afraid of the vacuum.

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👤︎ u/Bicster
📅︎ Jun 16 2019
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How do astronauts keep outer space clean?

With a vacuum cleaner, of course.

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👤︎ u/Dreadp1r4te
📅︎ Jan 05 2018
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Did you hear about the T-Rex in outer space?

They said he was an extra t-rextrial

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👤︎ u/Deezymyneezy
📅︎ Aug 28 2017
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Why do they call it Outer Space

There's actually plenty of space.

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👤︎ u/Lord_Phoenix95
📅︎ Apr 24 2017
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What do you call an evil guy from outer space who is good at math?

a CalcuVader

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👤︎ u/Talon184
📅︎ Apr 18 2018
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What do you call a Chinese man with a hard outer shell?

A Crustasian.

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👤︎ u/averaxhunter
📅︎ Jan 02 2017
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My boss's dad used to carry a coin with T-U-I-T around the outer edge.

When ever he asked someone when they were going to get something done and they replied with "When I get around to it."

He would hand them the coin.

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👤︎ u/CANIBALFOODFITE
📅︎ Nov 27 2015
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You ever have sex in outer space ?

I heard it's out of this world.

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👤︎ u/Josephthebear
📅︎ Feb 24 2016
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What's the hardest part about throwing a party in outer space?

You have to planet

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👤︎ u/lukepprice
📅︎ Jun 12 2015
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What currency do they use in outer space

Starbucks

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👤︎ u/goddamnuserid
📅︎ Nov 02 2018
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Why are dogs afraid of outer space?

Because it's a vacuum.

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👤︎ u/FISTED_BY_CHRIST
📅︎ Aug 16 2017
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