Olly Puns

A list of puns related to "Olly"

Have you seen that movie that stars four transsexual Olly Murs?

It's called Trans-four-murs.

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👤︎ u/Jalen2612
📅︎ Nov 10 2016
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Just found this store by chance called Ollie’s. Aside from all the great liquidation sales, the walls are a pun gold mine! I felt it be a crime not to post pictures of it on here. reddit.com/gallery/iij3ts
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👤︎ u/KORZILLA-is-me
📅︎ Aug 29 2020
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What do poor vegetarians eat?

Broke-olli

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👤︎ u/nomnomonster
📅︎ Aug 26 2020
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I invited my sister and her boyfriend over for a barbecue...

She said "Great, Ollie and I will be there around four."

"Who's Ollie?" I said, "I thought you were dating Herb."

She said "I used to love Herb, but it's Oliver now."

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👤︎ u/KyOatey
📅︎ Jun 16 2018
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Did you hear about the two new salad mascots?

TOM ATO and BROCK Olli

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👤︎ u/cXoXdXy
📅︎ Dec 12 2018
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So if a Pole breaks out in a jig, would that be considered pole dancing?

^No racism intended whatsoever

Credit for pun goes to [ollies-outies] (http://ollies-outies.tumblr.com)

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👤︎ u/smol_owl
📅︎ Oct 19 2015
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Who was the skateboarder's favorite boxer?

Muhammad Ollie

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👤︎ u/dstronghwh
📅︎ Jun 12 2018
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Got the wife at dinner last night.

What's a parrot's favorite vegetable?

BRAWK-olli.

Many groans and begrudging smiles were had.

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👤︎ u/crepusculi
📅︎ Mar 26 2016
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