Northern Lights Puns

A list of puns related to "Northern Lights"

What do you call a woman that would rather stare at her phone than look up at the Northern lights?

Aurora Borealis

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👤︎ u/timthedriller
📅︎ Jan 01 2021
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I took my gf Alice to see the Northern lights

She didn’t seem interested, so I asked...

Does the Aurora BoreyouAlice?

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👤︎ u/Blame-runner
📅︎ May 16 2018
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What Jewish light phenomenon occurs in the northern sky?

Menorah borealis

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👤︎ u/HHStorm21
📅︎ Dec 03 2018
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Uncle took an Alaskan cruise. Asked how it was to see the Northern Lights

He said, “it gave me chills”

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👤︎ u/hutimuti
📅︎ Apr 09 2018
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I heard they're wanting to change the name of the Northern Lights

They're looking for an Aurora Bore-alias.

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👤︎ u/rwaynick
📅︎ Apr 24 2018
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What do you call the Northern Lights after you get tired of watching them?

Aurora Bore-alis

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👤︎ u/Hansenator
📅︎ Nov 08 2017
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One of the funniest things my dad ever said.

He was driving; I was sitting shotgun. The moon in the sky was just a tiny sliver. I pondered out loud that "I wonder if it's waxing or waning." My dad said "waning? It's not even cwoudy!"

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👤︎ u/Heavvy
📅︎ Jul 22 2013
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