Nancy Pelosi Puns

Dad: "Wrong, son. He was just taking a political stand."

She thought the State of the Union speech was tearable.

Because the bottle says it's tear free.

Apparently Nancy Pelosi thought it was tearable.

Obligatory formatting from cell phone sorry.

Series of events that unfolded.

Laying in bed with wife she rips the tag off her pillows and says

Wife: I’ve been meaning to do this “bye-bye”

Me: geez Nancy pelosi

Wife : points at pillow it’s pillowsi.

From a Dallas fundraiser this week: “[Nancy Pelosi] is tough, she is smart, and she has a heart as big as Texas — even though she’s from California,” said Obama, who opened his remarks by saying, “I’m not running for reelection. Not just because of the Constitution but also because of my wife.”