He mammad his last a-mia.
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mama mia
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He mama'd his a last mia
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Just came home to find my wife watching Mamma Mia for the 50th time

Here we go again

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Mamma mia!
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Llama-mia!
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๐Ÿ“…︎ May 07 2018
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They should call the Mamma Mia sequel 'Take a Second Chance on Me'
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My dad, at MIA, looking at early jade artwork.

"The artist must have been very jaded..."

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What rock group has 4 guys who don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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Itsy Bitsy Spider โ€” Dad version

Use this nursery rhyme to play "scary/gross monster" with your tyke:

"The itsy bitsy spider climbed into Mia's mouth
Down to her ears and crawling in and out!
Out through her nose and tickled with her legs,
She made Mia sneeze her brains to scrambled eggs!

achoo splat bleah"

Substitute $name for Mia.

Spider hand chases while Dad reclines on bed. Tyke busily baits and counterattacks.

I dunno whether this qualifies as a Dad joke, but my wife hated it until she saw how much my daughter liked it. I feel like that fits the spirit of Dadness. For maximum results, send your wife the poem first.

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school!

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Ffs man..
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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What happens when your mother disappears without a trace?

Mama MIA

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JustPlayn10
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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What is the Italian word for grandmother?

Grandma-ma-mia

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Pasta la vista baby
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My poor family puts up with me

Last night at supper, this interchange occurred (it helps if you know we're from Oklahoma and speak with an Oklahoma drawl): Wife: "Come on little bug, and get some supper." Daughter: "Did you just call me a bug." Me (quickly looking at my wife): "Who is Mia Bugg, and why do ya have her phone number?"

Both wife and daughter stopped and stared at me for about 10 seconds, then slowly shook their heads and walked past me.

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Bjorn to be a father

My dad: โ€œYour brother just sent me a message saying heโ€™d seen the new Mamma Mia, I sent him a photo of me and the new carโ€

Me: โ€œ.....โ€

My dad:โ€I told him heโ€™d now seen the new Papa Kia tooโ€

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 07 2018
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My mom just ran away from work!

Mamma MIA!

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 08 2018
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I'm known for my dad jokes and in my first day of junior year in high school, I got my friend good.

Today, my friend Mia and I found out we had PreCalculus together and thus sat across from each other and began talking about our schedules while our teacher prepared the student contracts. (For reference, Mr. Waage is one of the music teachers in my school.)

Mia- "I have Waage three times in my schedule this year and two are back to back." Me- "What periods do you have him?" Mia- "0, 4th, and 5th period." Me- "Looks like you are getting maximum Waage."

Grunts and cringes ensued

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Just got my wife with a twofer.

Wife: Could you get me some wine?

Me: BUTTTTTT WHHHHHYYYYYYYY?

Wife (Now giving me "that" look): Could you get me a glass of Mia, please?

Me: A glass of your-a what?

My wife just gave me the death glare after that.

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