You don't supercharge a Miata with a leafblower
You do it with a hair dryer...
Cars guys will get it
That guy driving a Miata has dreadlocks.
He must be a Mazdafarian
What car does Simba drive?
A Hakuna Miata
A lame play on Russian words
Me and my family are from Krasnoyarsk, Russia. But I've known English most of my life by now. My dad, however, is from Georgia, and thinks its hilarious to play on Russian words. I recently got a new Mazda Miata. Every Tim he sees it, he says "Nice car, man!" In Russian. Car=ΠΌΠ°ΡΠΈΠ½Π°(Ma-shee-na) Man=ΠΌΡΠΆΡΠΈΠ½Π°(Mu-zh-chee-na) Get it? Nice musheena, musheena! He won't stop.
I live for these moments...
walking through a parking lot Daughter: That's a really small car. Me: Oh, that's a Mazda Miata. Daughter: What's a Miata? Me: Nothing, what's a Miata with you?!
