A list of puns related to "Meterstick"
I need help designing an experiment to determine the density of an unknown liquid which is contained in a tall cylinder with only a meter stick, stopwatch and cubes of different sizes but the same known mass. All cubes sink in the liquid. The problem also says that I need will need to determine the density by making a graph. Determining the volume of the liquid is very simple but I am stumped on how to determine the mass. I assume it relates to Archimedes's principal, but do now know if those equations apply based on the fact that the blocks sink.
Thank You
well itβs actually broken in half so I have to suck 20 cm of it
So, after releasing 9 other apps on the market of varying complexity, today I wrote one in two hours that is, by far, the simplest. I call it "MeterStick" and it's a 100cm long ruler (with inches too!) on your phone. You can use swipe scrolling to go up and down the ruler.
I used the DisplayMetrics library properly so that, unless the manufacturer didn't record the specs properly, the units should be as accurate as possible given the pixelation of the screen.
Though this is by far the simplest app of mine, for some reason I've found it to be the most attractive and elegant.
I'm giving it away for free, no ads, since it only took a few hours to make. I hope Andreddit enjoys.
I can't remember much. I think the artist was a woman -- name maybe Cynthia, or Sylvia? Not sure about that part.
It looked maybe something like this. Hallway was white. Stick was maybe yellow I think.
Like "This milk will go bad the day after my dad turns 58" or something.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
I guess the concept didn't work
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
Mathematical puns makes me number
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
They were cooked in Greece.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
He lost May
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
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