Fred: β€œSomeone said that you look like an owl?” Meg: β€œWho?”

Fred: β€œYou sound like one, too.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Started a band called 999 megaybtes

We still havent gotten a gig

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackieboi24
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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What do you get when you watch ' you've got mail", " steel magnolias", and " when Harry met sally"?

A Meg Sally sandwich.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WKGokev
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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I was once in a band called 999 megabytes.

We could never quite get a gig.

Edit: I was aware that it's 1024 Meg to a gig, but "a band called 1023 megabytes" doesn't have the same ring to it. Also doesn't getting the IT wrong make it more dad like?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickl444
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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Shark eat shark world
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathlysin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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Fun Gig

My IT Consultant was telling me about a fun gig, told him that's a 1000 more than a fun meg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awhitehatter
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