Yale is a university for those who may not know
Smaller babies may be delivered by storks.....
... but the heavier ones need a crane .
NASA scientists say it may be possible to live on Mars.
What a load of rubbish, I tried it and now I'm five stones heavier and diabetic.
I know it's too soon and still very controversial, but it's likely that the rioters may have the death penalty.
It was, after all, a Capitol offense.
Gardening may be a gamble...
But I feel like a winner. Weed em and reap!
Spongebob may be the title character of the show.
This may have been posted before but it’s to Gouda not to share again
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
I may get in trouble by using weird symbols,
But it's my own asterisk.
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You may think it's funny to kiss someone while you have a runny nose
Adult deer may not taste good covered in melted cheese
I have a horse that's really asthmatic and I'm scared it may not make it. The vet prescribed some
Not much attention but I'm proud enough of this one I came up with that I thought you may enjoy.
Relevant image on the post in which I made the joke:
https://imgur.com/gallery/6RjUUBx
The word ‘Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous,
But backwards it’s even more stupid.
If April has May like weather then what does May weather brings?
SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym...
For Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus
I may have been kicked out of my local watch shop for throwing the merchandise around, but I can confirm...
Time does fly when you’re having fun!
Carrots may improve your eyes
But booze will double your vision
My friend May owned a cornfield
Everything in it was maze
My Doctor told me that I may have a curvature of my upper back but he was not so sure.
I had a cancer scare recently. The doctor said I may have full blown colon cancer
Thankfully it’s just semicolon cancer
You may not like Minecraft now...
But when the movie comes out, I assure you, it’s gonna be a blockbuster.
Credit: u/Iziahzay
Doctors say some effects of COVID-19 may follow patients for life.
You could say it's a choronic disease.
May the sales force be with you.
Q: Why doesn’t Darth Vader hire storm troopers to do his marketing?
A: Because they are always missing their sales targets!
and the world may never know
The Moon may not be my favorite celestial body . . .
This is not oc content it MAY be a re p o st
Midas from fortnite may have defected to shadow
But in the end, he went back to ghost
Espresso may not solve all your problems
On my death bed I’l request to be moved to a tub full of pees just before I die so people can say ‘may he rest in pees’
Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: It’s may.
Student: No, it’s January
As an immigration officer, I may not always agree with you...
..But I can see where you are coming from.
I may have alzheimers...
but at least i don't have alzheimers.
We may not be able to seat you inside just now but we can supply some terrible puns.
The younger generations may not get this one!
It may sound strange, but my fingers are my most reliable body part...
I can always count on them
This joke may need a little work... I was going to throw a costume party this Halloween...
But, I think everyone would come as surgeons.
This is the part that may need work...
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork....
But, the heavier ones need a crane.
The word ‘Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous,
But backwards it’s even more stupid.
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork...
but the heavier ones need a crane.
Spongebob Squarepants may be the main character on the show..
The word “diputseromneve” may look ridiculous...
But backwards it’s even more stupid...
Spongebob may be the protagonist
But to me, the star is Patrick
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