Yale is a university for those who may not know
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bob2k5
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Smaller babies may be delivered by storks.....

... but the heavier ones need a crane .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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NASA scientists say it may be possible to live on Mars.

What a load of rubbish, I tried it and now I'm five stones heavier and diabetic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanixATK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I know it's too soon and still very controversial, but it's likely that the rioters may have the death penalty.

It was, after all, a Capitol offense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roguebuckeye
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Gardening may be a gamble...

But I feel like a winner. Weed em and reap!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Spongebob may be the title character of the show.

But Patrick is the star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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This may have been posted before but it’s to Gouda not to share again
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TotalSnark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I may get in trouble by using weird symbols,

But it's my own asterisk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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This post may contain centsible content...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/simmson420
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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You may think it's funny to kiss someone while you have a runny nose

But it's snot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaleoGamer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Adult deer may not taste good covered in melted cheese

But their fawn do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brendan_07
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I have a horse that's really asthmatic and I'm scared it may not make it. The vet prescribed some

bronco-die-laters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Letthembeefcake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Not much attention but I'm proud enough of this one I came up with that I thought you may enjoy.

Relevant image on the post in which I made the joke:

https://imgur.com/gallery/6RjUUBx

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuchSalad4
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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The word β€˜Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous,

But backwards it’s even more stupid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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If April has May like weather then what does May weather brings?

A BOXING MATCH

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doom_dodo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym...

For Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Light_bulbnz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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I may have been kicked out of my local watch shop for throwing the merchandise around, but I can confirm...

Time does fly when you’re having fun!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourLocalCreep
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Carrots may improve your eyes

But booze will double your vision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kennycrab12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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My friend May owned a cornfield

Everything in it was maze

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DingusTickler007
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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My Doctor told me that I may have a curvature of my upper back but he was not so sure.

It wax just a hunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cumsock17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I had a cancer scare recently. The doctor said I may have full blown colon cancer

Thankfully it’s just semicolon cancer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/middleraged
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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You may not like Minecraft now...

But when the movie comes out, I assure you, it’s gonna be a blockbuster.

Credit: u/Iziahzay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vrn-722
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Doctors say some effects of COVID-19 may follow patients for life.

You could say it's a choronic disease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kngfbng
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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May the sales force be with you.

Q: Why doesn’t Darth Vader hire storm troopers to do his marketing?

A: Because they are always missing their sales targets!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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and the world may never know
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dinker_Twat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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The Moon may not be my favorite celestial body . . .

But it sure is up there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhotonSharpedo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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This is not oc content it MAY be a re p o st
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Midas from fortnite may have defected to shadow

But in the end, he went back to ghost

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisvskris
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Espresso may not solve all your problems

But it’s worth a shot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwolf69420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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On my death bed I’l request to be moved to a tub full of pees just before I die so people can say β€˜may he rest in pees’
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: It’s may.

Student: No, it’s January

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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As an immigration officer, I may not always agree with you...

..But I can see where you are coming from.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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I may have alzheimers...

but at least i don't have alzheimers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mex5150
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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We may not be able to seat you inside just now but we can supply some terrible puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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The younger generations may not get this one!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ordinarybloke1963
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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It may sound strange, but my fingers are my most reliable body part...

I can always count on them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottyharp78
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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This joke may need a little work... I was going to throw a costume party this Halloween...

But, I think everyone would come as surgeons.

This is the part that may need work...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Smaller babies may be delivered by stork....

But, the heavier ones need a crane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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The word β€˜Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous,

But backwards it’s even more stupid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Smaller babies may be delivered by stork...

but the heavier ones need a crane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoodwILL
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Spongebob Squarepants may be the main character on the show..

But Patrick is the star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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The word β€œdiputseromneve” may look ridiculous...

But backwards it’s even more stupid...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Spongebob may be the protagonist

But to me, the star is Patrick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RalGard
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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