A list of puns related to "Mates"
"My hands are tied."
Hell if I know
I said maybe.
It's Trudeau!!
It will be the first dem-hop-cracy.
It is an incect now
That’s pier pressure for you.
He pointed at a ladder and said, “that’s my stepladder” “I never new my real one”
A snitch in time saves nine.
The Czech mate.
I told them that I would shift as best I could...
My mate as a butler who lost his left arm in prank gone wrong.
Serves him right.
Asking for a friend
Good friends are hard to find.
It was fake shit.
When a chap in a van pulls up gets out and says there is a new leather sette and a leather chair in the van you can have it free of charge.
We decided to take it to our house. I told my dad expecting him to be pleased. Instead he came over and clipped my ear with the back of his hand.
Crying i said what was that for. My dad said How many times do i have to tell you. DONT TAKE SUITES OFF STRANGERS!
...the judge warned him to expect a long sentence
We like to talk about spreadsheets.
They have "hi" beams!
Since I did most of the planning, I took the lion's share.
"Let's ketch-up" Said one to the other
Because he plays with Pooh.....
'A plateau is the highest form of flattery'
Then I shutter out.
Elephino!
Its a cover band.
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