Just got the Father-in-law with this one... Me: At Disney World parades they keep people in line with masking tape on the ground.
Father-in-Law: And do people actually adhere to it?
Me: No, cuz they put it sticky side down.
I just found a whip, mask and some handcuffs in my sisters room.
I just had no idea she was a superhero.
Does covid have you wearing glasses and a mask at the same time?
If so, you might be entitled to condensation
Why don't Feminists wear masks?
Because they're MANdated.
Karen’s refuse to wear masks
I guess they are not Karen for themselves
Some people think it's okay to wear your mask over your mouth while not covering your nose.
Why do people argue about wearing masks?
They worry about losing face.
Why does Santa avoid wearing masks?
Because he is Claus-trophobic!
A guy asks his friend, "Do you know how many people have died because of these masks?"
The friend replied, " No buddy".
What does a vampire and a person who wears a mask have in common?
They both can't see their face in the mirror.
I think my eye mask is making me depressed
When I put it on I feel like I’m in a dark place
How to train people to wear a mask
My Wife is freaking out about this coronavirus. She made me promise I'd put the mask on before I left for work this morning......
Now I’m two hours late and I don’t even like Jim Carey
You should wear your mask whenever you go to a cemetery in this pandemic.
Cemeteries have a lot of coffin.
If you mask debate too often, you might go blind.
They said gloves and a mask would be enough to go to the supermarket..
They lied, everyone else had their clothes on
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
Just went in to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask.
I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"
She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."
masks have some loopholes
Are you required to wear a face mask and wear glasses?
You may be eligible for condensation.
How come Trump doesn’t wear a mask?
He thinks he has diplomatic immunity.
Started a business selling highlander themed masks but it failed miserably.
Apparently, their can be only one.
What do dad jokes have in common with not wearing a mask?
People get sick of it but they still do it
A local supermarket was giving away 100% free face masks
But there were no strings attached.
Made a Covid mask for my duck
It wasn't that well made but it fits the bill
Mask Jokes
Me: Your mask looks like a diaper
Him: It's very comfortable though.
Me: Like Huggies comfortable or Pampers?
Him: It Depends....
Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
What do you call it when you sneeze inside your face mask?
Studies have shown that sheepskin face masks are incredibly effective...
They keep the baahhhhhd germs out.
People who don't wear masks are the
I told my barista I didn't think he should be wearing a face mask. 'I'm not', he said,...
I always take my mask off before going outside.
I'm afraid I'll wear it out.
I bought a covid face mask covered with random musical symbols...
Good Christians always wear masks when going nextdoor, for God hath said:
Thou shalt not COVID thy neighbor's wife.
People who go out in public without a mask make me sick.
Why doesn’t the guy like to wear a mask?
He said it lowers his maskulinity.
Would anyone like to buy a mask for their duck?
They aren't fancy or nothing but they fit the bill!
Dad: What’s the best way to affix a mask to your face? Me: I don’t know.
A lot of my friends hate having to wear masks. I love it, though
I’m now a master at ventriloquism
We have migrated from mass hysteria to mask hysteria.
I've just found a whip, mask and some handcuffs in my sisters room...
Had no idea she was a superhero.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket ...
they lied, everybody else had their clothes on.
It's not a face mask son....
Do you wear glasses and a mask?
You may be entitled to condensation.
Are you currently wearing a face mask and glasses to work?
You may be eligible for condensation.
Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
They said a mask would be enough to go to the supermarket ...
they lied, everyone else had their clothes on.
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