I was literally the only person at the cinema last night wearing a mask watching spider-man. I felt like such and idiot.

One guy even came over to me and said "oi mate! Can you even see in that thing"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitcheg3k
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2021
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A person sees someone walking in the street without a mask. Frustrated, he goes up to him, stops at two meters away and angrily mutters through his mask,

"People like you make me sick!".

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πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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What does a vampire and a person who wears a mask have in common?

They both can't see their face in the mirror.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gods-nutts
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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My Wife is freaking out about this coronavirus. She made me promise I'd put the mask on before I left for work this morning......

Now I’m two hours late and I don’t even like Jim Carey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carpet_tart
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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I've never vaccinated any of my kids.

Always paid the pediatrician to do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odd_Relation6439
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2022
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