What do you get when you put mascarpone in a sneaker?

Tiramishu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomCanBe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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What is the best type of cheese to hide a horse in?

Mascarpone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dugsalvador
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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How did the Italian Dessert Chef protect her small horse from COVID?

She'd Mascarpone.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Did you hear about the cheese mafia?

They call themselves "The Mascarpone Family".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Butt_Plug_Bonanza
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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For dessert the waiter brought me tiramisu and a small, blind-folded horse

I said β€œno, mascarpone!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/battshooot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Can you add to my collection of stupid, quickfire joke?

What do you call a....

deer with no eyes? No idea

deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea

cow with no legs? Ground beef

donkey with three legs? A wonky

fish with no eyes? A fsh

fly with no wings? A walk

sheep with no legs? A cloud

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese

What does cheese say when it looks in the mirror? Halloumi

What's the best cheese to...

hide a horse? Mask a pony (mascarpone)

get a bear out of a tree? Come on bear (camembert)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJboomshanka
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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What do you call a horse wearing a balaclava?

Mascarpone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRollingDerp
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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My dads cheese jokes.

What type of cheese do you use to coax a bear out of a tree? camembert!

What type of cheese do you use to hide a horse? mascarpone!

What type of cheese is made backwards? edam!

What did the cheese say to itself when looking in the mirror? haloumi!

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? nacho cheese!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beeriod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2013
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What cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trigrex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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What kind of cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meoverhere
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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What kind of cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone

(Mask-a-pony)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Real_Hen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2017
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What's the best type of cheese to hide a horse behind?

Mascarpone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LastgenKeemstar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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What cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MapleBaconWaffle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2017
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