The guy says "no, just the one"
But it'll make you Roger Moore.
The Absolut wurst combo.
"Two martinis, please."
"Dry?"
"NEIN, ZWEI!"
The bartender asks “Don’t you mean a martini?”
In response the Roman says “If I wanted a double I’d have asked for it!”
He drinks straight from the bottle.
For one, you have to use a bicycle. For the other, you can use a race car.
It's just a regular martini, but you drink it all alone in your house.
The bartender said, “don’t you mean a Martini?” I glared at him and said, “I only want one!”
, and one of them said to the waiter:
- Two martini please.
The waiter:
- Dry?
- Nein! Zwei!
I asked the bartender if he knows how to make a Martini? He said "Don't come here with your queries!"
The bartender asks Smith if he wants a martini; he says "I think so." The bartender then asks Descartes if he'd like a martini as well, and Descartes says "I think not"...
...and then he disappeared
(Courtesy of my history teacher)
The bartender asks, "Dry?" He replies, "Nein, just one."
The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"
Same as any martini but with no Olive or Twist.
He says, “I’ll have a martinus.”
Bartender asks “You mean martini?”
Julius Caesar replies “If I wanted more than one, I would have asked for it.”
And asks for a martini
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The barman says "Olive or Twist ?"
