What did the pirate say after spilling his chocolate drink in a container of Bacardi?

Yoo-hoo hoo in a bottle of rum!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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What do you call a drunk doctor?

A bacardi-ologist!

First post! Hopefully no one's heard(or, well, read it) before because I came up with this one a couple years back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/E4_Mapia_RS
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2021
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I know Cardi B’s last name ...

β€œBacardi”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThereIsNoTri
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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