Manuscript Puns

A list of puns related to "Manuscript"

When I was in Vienna, I saw Mozart's ghost at a piano. He had an eraser, which he applied to one of his manuscripts. "What are you doing?" I asked. He replied, "Can't you see?...

"I'm decomposing."

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👤︎ u/norrisrw
📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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I prefer to print my manuscript on "letter" paper than on "legal" size

"A4" effort

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👤︎ u/The_Possum
📅︎ Aug 31 2018
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I lost a gold coin in Skyrim, so I went to see a doctor.

He said I had a deviated Septim.

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👤︎ u/Adog311
📅︎ Jun 11 2017
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Why did the Abbot only tell two people he was leaving the Monastery?

Because he only had to give two monks notice.

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👤︎ u/fish-fingered
📅︎ Jan 12 2018
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This day in history...

On this day in history in 1991 a long lost half of one Samuel Clemens' manuscripts was found in a trunk in someone's attic. We mark this day as the day the original Huckleberry Finn was no longer cut in twain.

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👤︎ u/TheHobbitPimp
📅︎ Feb 14 2018
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