To the person who stole my MS Office License.
I will find you. You have my Word.
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︎ May 03 2021
Why don't women like MS office
Because it's Micro and Soft
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︎ May 03 2021
Ms Wilson, Australian star of the Pitch Perfect movies has announced she no longer believes in Santa.
She is a Rebel without a Claus.
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︎ Apr 19 2021
The Mandalorian came across Little Ms. Muffet having difficulty with her meal. He stopped to help, letting her know...
"These are the curds and this is the Whey."
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I hear Ms. Parton became a Buddhist teacher...
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
A Pun I Made In 5 Minutes On MS Paint... Merry Christmas!
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︎ Dec 25 2019
I bought a copy of MS Office, but I dropped it on the road going back to my car...
...well, that's the Word on the street.
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︎ May 21 2020
Ms. Richie: Hey, remind me what comes after Do and Re on the musical scale?
Lionel: Hello, is it Mi you are looking for?
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︎ May 26 2020
Butterfingers and M&Ms are okay...
... but Mars Bars and Milky Way are out of this world!
(Not a great joke, but I've found its good for a few Snickers)
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︎ Aug 25 2019
I busted out MS Paint today
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︎ Apr 20 2018
Why wouldnβt Ms. Potato Head marry Tom Brokaw?
He was just a common-tater.
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︎ Jan 04 2020
Everytime I open a bag of M&Ms it's like the final question in a round of Mastermind...
.... I've started, so I'll finish.
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︎ Oct 12 2019
True story: I wanted to print a dozen copies of a document, but selected 'Number of Copies: 12' on both MS Word and the printer itself, just to be sure. Turns out, it treated that as 12 times 12 copies.
I soon discovered that I had made a gross error of judgment.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
Iβm sorry Ms. Jackson..
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︎ Dec 17 2018
A frog hops into the credit union and meets with his loan officer, Ms. Black. She asks if he has any collateral for the loan?
The frog pulls out a small weird shaped item, made of ceramic. Ms. Black isnβt sure what to make of it, so she asks her manager. He takes one look at the item, and says, βWhy thatβs a knick knack Patty Black, give that frog a loan!β
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︎ Jan 13 2019
How would Kermit and Ms Piggy get married?
Pastor of Muppets, pulling the strings...
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︎ Jun 25 2018
Gallman, MS
So driving home last night, as we pass the Interstate exit for Gallman, MS, my 16 year old daughter remarks "Wow, they sure do have some gall, man."
I have never been more proud.
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︎ Feb 12 2019
The Spanish branch of Microsoft worked on a successor to MS-DOS for years
Sadly, MS-TRES never became popular.
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︎ Nov 03 2018
I need to immediately upgrade my version of MS Office.
For lack of a better Word.
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︎ Jan 22 2018
I could make a lot of money if I tore the label off of a bag of M&Ms and rename them "purified trail mix"
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︎ Mar 01 2019
Anything except MS Paint is for amateurs.
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︎ Jun 28 2017
The doctor told the patient that he had MS.
The patient responded,"that's unnerving".
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︎ Jun 27 2018
Mr. Mushroom asked Ms. Brocoli for a date...
She said 'no'. He said, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."
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︎ Sep 20 2017
My favourite thing to say whenever I'm eating M&Ms
I take an M&M and turn it so the M is upside down and I say, "Hey they put the M on upside-down on this one!"
Gets occasional chuckle.
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︎ Aug 19 2017
How do M and Ms keep in touch?
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︎ Jan 26 2017
If you sleep with Ms. Incredible, it's only an average performance
Cause you're on Helen Parr
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︎ Jan 01 2017
FIFA Games are a lot like Ms Frizzle
Take chances, make mistakes, and get Messi!
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︎ Feb 19 2016
Ms. Voorhees
When I was in fifth grade, I had a teacher called Ms. Voorhees. Every single day when I was going to the bus stop my dad would yell at me "Don't forget to ask how Jason's doing!"
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︎ Nov 26 2013
To the person who stole my MS Office, I will find you.
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︎ Jul 06 2018
To the person who stole my MS Office, I will find you.
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︎ Jan 23 2018
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