A list of puns related to ".ms"
"These are the curds and this is the Whey."
She's a Dolly lama!
It's a Languedoc.
...well, that's the Word on the street.
Lionel: Hello, is it Mi you are looking for?
... but Mars Bars and Milky Way are out of this world!
(Not a great joke, but I've found its good for a few Snickers)
He was just a common-tater.
.... I've started, so I'll finish.
You have my word.
I soon discovered that I had made a gross error of judgment.
The frog pulls out a small weird shaped item, made of ceramic. Ms. Black isnβt sure what to make of it, so she asks her manager. He takes one look at the item, and says, βWhy thatβs a knick knack Patty Black, give that frog a loan!β
Pastor of Muppets, pulling the strings...
So driving home last night, as we pass the Interstate exit for Gallman, MS, my 16 year old daughter remarks "Wow, they sure do have some gall, man."
I have never been more proud.
Sadly, MS-TRES never became popular.
For lack of a better Word.
The patient responded,"that's unnerving".
He tears up a rapper.
She said 'no'. He said, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."
I take an M&M and turn it so the M is upside down and I say, "Hey they put the M on upside-down on this one!" Gets occasional chuckle.
Smartiephones.
Cause you're on Helen Parr
Take chances, make mistakes, and get Messi!
When I was in fifth grade, I had a teacher called Ms. Voorhees. Every single day when I was going to the bus stop my dad would yell at me "Don't forget to ask how Jason's doing!"
You have my Word.
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