I had a friend who got paid by the letter to write a phonics manual

To make a little extra cash he wrote a rhotic r on the side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Westerfield
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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The rather oppressive female mechanic was trying to sell me 5 new manual transmissions

Luckily, I managed to escape her clutches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnolife
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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My son told me, β€œThe car manual says that I shouldn’t turn up the stereo to full volume.”

I said, β€œThat’s sound advice.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Not sure why my owner's manual tells me to rotate my tires?

They do it all the time when I'm driving.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/20jonboy12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I recently traded in my manual transmission car for an automatic.

It's been quite a shift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Comma-Kazie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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The manual that comes with your car is

Basically an autobiography

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottabeer
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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I recently bought a manual on philosophy

But Immanuel Kant explain it properly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Its-just-sef
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Son: Dad, according to the manual, it’s not a good idea to have the volume of your phone turned up to the maximum.

Dad: That’s sound advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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I hate reading manuals for staircases.

There are always too many steps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paper_piper_poet
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Manual or Automatic?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/avataraustin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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I learned how to drive manual when I was younger...

but it didn't stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sir-earle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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I don't like or dislike manual transmission vehicles.

You could say i'm neutral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OleDetour
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2017
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Manual for newborn fathers

In Poland we celebrate Father's Day today. Together with several friendly fathers, we have created a manual for the newborn fathers. Have fun :)

LINK: newther.com

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klonePL
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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Have you read the manual on connecting steel beams?

It's riveting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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If you pick up a road traveler with an instruction manual for his Samsung phone...

...isn't that book the hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rock_fact
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2016
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Why do aircraft manuals have pictures in them?

So they arent just plain text.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trippingrainbow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2016
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The manual for whatsapp is the whatsapp doc.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicFarmer65
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2014
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Marvin Gaye is an advocate for manual lawn care...

...because there ain't nothing like the reel thing baby

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ja647
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2016
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My son: The manual in the car says not to turn up the volume of the stereo to the maximum.

Me: That’s ....sound advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Son: The car manual says that I should not turn up the stereo volume to the maximum.

Dad: That’s......sound advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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β€œDad, the manual says it’s not a good idea to turn the stereo volume to full.”

Dad: That’s sound advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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β€œDad, the car manual says not to turn the volume to the maximum.”

β€œThat’s sound advice.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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