If you're a janitor at a dispensary, that makes you high maintenance
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πŸ‘€︎ u/acrowsmurder
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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A technician was under a server rack doing maintenance.

He was fired for having his head in the cloud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavidkDavid
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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Clock tower maintenance workers are going on strike!

β€œIt’s about high time,” commented the union representative.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSdabeast
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing stuff from his highway maintenance job.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Turbulent-Use7253
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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High maintenance
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eric-99
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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I got fired from my lawn maintenance job.

I just wasn’t cutting it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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I just saw the maintenance guy change a lightbulb in our office.

He was climbing up the corporate ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Maintenance needed in Produce
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πŸ‘€︎ u/S4mm96
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Our maintenance guy lost his legs on the job,

Now he’s just a handyman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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Why is bread so high maintenance?

Because it needs to be kneaded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scorchingbeetle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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The power went out in my building and when I asked what happened, the maintenance guy said, β€œThe Transformers blew.”

I said, β€œYeah, it was a bad movie, but what’s that got to do with the power?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Matthew McConaughey keeps track of his car maintenance...

... with his Lincoln logs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Management confronted the maintenance man on why he was installing bars on the public toilet...

Turns out he was making an Arrestroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RidleyXJ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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I lost my job as a yard maintenance company for not doing my work....

...apparently, I didn't cut it any mower.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onlymojo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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In my life I've been a maintenance mechanic, a make-up artist, a media director, a mender, a metre inspector, a microcomputer support specialist, a mill helper, a mirror installer, a music librarian and a mortician investigator.

That's my Mployment record.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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If you're reliable at pool maintenance,

You're dependable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ndoredo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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The maintenance staff at my apartment complex left me popcorn to say that they completed my service request while I was out. imgur.com/GAiToyX
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πŸ‘€︎ u/piccit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2017
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Performing regular vehicle maintenance can prevent issues down the road.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BradC
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2018
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My Swedish sedan was plagued by years of maintenance issues

It was quite the Saab story

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultimateorangutan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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I've spent 20 years performing maintenance on limos.

and yet I've got nothing to chauffer it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trinitykill
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2017
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The maintenance man was spraying bug spray in the office mailbox this morning. He said he was trying to kill this spider.

I told him not to, that's where we get our webmail. He thought I was an idiot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thedaveabides98
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2015
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I asked my friend what a low maintenance plant to start off my garden​ would be.

He replied "A cactus, because they grow easily and you don't even touch them."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeasonedMiso
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2017
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I bet the maintenance guy didn't think it was very funny.

My dad is so proud of his dad jokes, he recounts them in emails to my sister and me. Oh, Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stinatown
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2015
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Got a couple of maintenance guys at my daughter's school today.

Went to pick up my daughter at school and noticed a rather large beehive in a bush and let the office know. As she and I are leaving, a couple of guys are looking at it and I walk up and say, "What's all the buzzzz....about?" Many groans were heard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShaaaaaWing
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2015
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I got fired from my lawn maintenance job.

I was just not cutting it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khanglikestowin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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