He was fired for having his head in the cloud.
“It’s about high time,” commented the union representative.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
I just wasn’t cutting it.
He was climbing up the corporate ladder.
Now he’s just a handyman.
Because it needs to be kneaded.
I said, “Yeah, it was a bad movie, but what’s that got to do with the power?”
... with his Lincoln logs!
Turns out he was making an Arrestroom.
...apparently, I didn't cut it any mower.
That's my Mployment record.
You're dependable.
It was quite the Saab story
and yet I've got nothing to chauffer it.
I told him not to, that's where we get our webmail. He thought I was an idiot.
He replied "A cactus, because they grow easily and you don't even touch them."
My dad is so proud of his dad jokes, he recounts them in emails to my sister and me. Oh, Dad.
Went to pick up my daughter at school and noticed a rather large beehive in a bush and let the office know. As she and I are leaving, a couple of guys are looking at it and I walk up and say, "What's all the buzzzz....about?" Many groans were heard.
I was just not cutting it.
