My wife’s mad at me because she said I never buy her flowers
I honestly didn’t even know she sold flowers
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction,
So I packed up my stuff and right!
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude.
I personally am on the fence
What do you call a pirate who's mad because he can't pee?
I was so mad when Walmart ran out of figurines for the Nativity
Now I have to attend manger management
My wife got mad after I tried to convince her that she'd agreed to let me buy a neon sign.
I guess she doesn't like gas lighting.
I have an asian friend who's constantly mad
Well I mean I would be mad...
Why was the sniper's girlfriend mad at him?
Because he never misses her.
After my wife had a stressful day at work, I drew her bath. She then got mad at me!!
Some people are so ungrateful. I used an entire pencil adding details to it and everything :(
[Just thought of this. I'm pretty happy with myself right now.]
A man had a fetish for touching and hearing, one day his friend got mad and slapped and yelled at the man
He ended up coming to his senses
My girlfriend got mad at me for being lazy
It's not like I did something
My wife is really mad at me for throwing a snowball at my son.
On top of it, I’m banned permanently from the maternity ward.
Don't be mad at lazy people
They never told me that getting older mad eeverything hurt when you get out of bed
I guess that’s why it’s called being a groan-up
What does your mother's sister eat when she's mad?
What do you call a German who is mad at everything ?
A Sour-Kraut (Sauerkraut)
Why were the Italian chefs mad at the dull bananas?
They were not a-ppealing.
My wife got mad at me when I opened the window and yelled "Nice rack!"....
... But that buck must have been a 6 pointer!
When you find yourself a little mad...
I’m mad at my wife because I bought a stun gun for her birthday and she tested it out on me. Twice.
What a revolting response to a gift. I was stunned.
Is not fair to get mad at lazy people...
The Indianapolis Colts lost again today, and now everyone is mad at Google Maps...
...because any idiot could have told them to take Teddy Bridgewater over Philip Rivers.
My wife got mad at me for have sexual affairs with inanimate objects
I told her it was one night stand...
I was helping my wife carry the grocery bags inside the house. All of the sudden she gets mad at me and says to carry more stuff.
I mean I would carry more but my hands were tide.
I don’t get why my wife gets mad at me for being lazy
It’s not like I did anything.
Who's fluffy and often drops mad albums?
There's no point in getting mad at lazy people
They haven't done anything
My wife is constantly changing her name, but gets mad at me when I call her the new name.
Sometimes it's hungry, sometimes it's tired, sometimes it's angry. Please help.
My pet snake is mad
It's having a hisssssssssssyfits
I was racing with my younger brother on the track, and then he got mad that I didn’t draw a finish line marker on the sand. We kept racing but he kept losing, and at one point he got so mad he threw a tantrum and started hitting and punching and kicking me furiously
.....and that’s when I drew the line.
I was really mad at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary.
I said, “Mark, my words!”
My neighbor got mad at me for planting my flowers too close to the fence...
I told them that they were still a few yards away.
I told my daughter, “Mom keeps asking me if I’m an Alice in Wonderland character and it’s getting really annoying!” She asked, “Are you mad at her?”
“Geez! Don’t you start too!” I screamed.
My wife got mad at me for mentioning that she farted.
I thought it was an astute observation.
What does a sheep say when it’s mad?
When you make a pun artist mad
My wife is mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right
"My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction."
"So I packed up my stuff and right!"
My wife is really mad at the fact i have no sence of direction,
So i packed up my stuff and right
My Wife Got Really Mad At My Lack of Direction
So I packed up my stuff and right.
dont get mad at lazy people
Don’t get mad at lazy people.
It’s not like they did anything.
My wife is really mad at the fact that i have no sense of direction.
So i packed up my stuff and right.
My wife is really mad that i have no sense of direction
So i've packed up and right
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