If George Washington, Ben Franklin, James Madison and Alexander Hamilton play D&D, do they roll for constitution?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mutant_Llama1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2017
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One day I hope to explore all the cool things in Madison County, Iowa...

But I’m just not ready to cross those bridges.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theprints
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Who would name their son Madison?

"Madison's parents" - Dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bdoe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2014
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He must've done this 20+ times

I'll be sitting in the passenger seat. Perhaps on my phone. My dad will point out to the street and say 'Hey'. Naturally this gets my attention. I usually respond with 'What?' He wont answer. I'll look over and he'll be pointing at a Truck transporting a large number of bales of hay. I look at him. Smuggest look of satisfaction on his face.

Edit: I can't spell. I'm like a clam Edit 2:http://i.imgur.com/mTme2Jo.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_doodlebop
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2014
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A couple mornings ago my 2 year old daughter took off her PJs so I asked β€œhoney, aren’t you chilly?”

She responded: ”I no chiwwy, I Madison.”

I almost died choking on pancake. I don’t think I’ve fully recovered.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/6eraldJames
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2017
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After our plane landed...

... I asked a family in front of me, "So, what brought you to Madison?" The dad quickly said, "The airplane."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penislandbic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2015
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Just stumbled on this sub. It's the reason my Dad exists.

So the joke goes "You know, James Madison was a naturalist. A lot of people don't know that. He really loved the environment and care a lot about wildlife. In fact, he tried to put protecting wildlife into the bill of rights, but a lot of people don't know that he was dyslexic too. So when he was writing the 2nd amendment he wrote the right to bear arms, but what he meant was the right to arm bears!"

Just went on a tour of revolutionary battlegrounds (truly amazing if you ever get the chance) and that joke was told in excess of 50 times, no exaggeration.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyrusGreat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2013
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Dad jokes....must be a guy thing.


For those too lazy to click:
Dad posts a picture on my Facebook timeline that says, "MADISON NGUYEN FOR SAN JOSE MAYOR." His caption reads, "If Madison takes the election, it will be a Nguyen-win situation."
Sister comments: "Ugh."
Mom comments: "Double ugh!!!"
I comment: "Nguyen pho mayor!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyei8hts
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2014
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I need help coming up with name puns!

My friend is having a daughter soon and has yet to come up with a name, so she made the mistake of asking for suggestions. I need help coming up with some great pun names to suggest to her. Some notes:

  • Her last name is Bridges.

  • As I said, it's a girl (so something like "London" is out).

  • I've already thought of Madison and Brooklyn.

Any suggestions?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/firemoo
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2014
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