Loin Puns

It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.

But the steaks were too high

Turns out it was a great mis-steak

Sir Loin

Sir Render

He is Sirloin.

Ground beef

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef

What do you call a cow that has been knighted?

Sir Loin

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef Jerky

What do you call a cow that dies in a helicopter crash?

Kobe Beef

Sir Cumference

I go by Sir Loin

For the next ten years, I'll be paying off my student loins.

Sir Loin.

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Edit: I got gold for making someone groan. Thank you so much, I'm now much more motivated to impregnate a woman so I can unleash my terrible jokes on the fruit of my loins.

It was some much needed tender-loin care.

Sir loin

Sir Loin

It's called, "who's loin is it anyway..."

Sir Loin.

Sir. Loin

Sir Loin

Sir Cumference

Sir Loin.