Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and it’s actually pretty good

It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mofitty
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After the husband refused to stretch his tender loins, his wife started placing his favorite dinner on the roof for him...

But the steaks were too high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxymoronix
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If there is beef between people im gonna leave it a loin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IUserThisName
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My dad thought he was cooking a pork loin

Turns out it was a great mis-steak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AsSheenOnTV
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What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?

Sir Loin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derpfesty
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What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?

Sir Render

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shininglice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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The Queen just knighted the first cow in history.

He is Sirloin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoVeryKerry
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef

What do you call a cow that has been knighted?

Sir Loin

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef Jerky

What do you call a cow that dies in a helicopter crash?

Kobe Beef

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Composer
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Who built King Arthur's round table?

Sir Cumference

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doc_Hooligan
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I told my wife that I don’t go by my real name while grilling

I go by Sir Loin

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I went to college after promising to make payments for tuition with tender cuts of meat...

For the next ten years, I'll be paying off my student loins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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What do you call a steak knighted by the queen of England?

Sir Loin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMoy1980
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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I'll just let this sink in.

http://imgur.com/t0iHkD0

Edit: I got gold for making someone groan. Thank you so much, I'm now much more motivated to impregnate a woman so I can unleash my terrible jokes on the fruit of my loins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whenn
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A friend brought me a steak when I was feeling sad

It was some much needed tender-loin care.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dawinner64
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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What is a butcher’s favorite knight?

Sir loin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spaghettimoan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Which knight made sure King Arthur got his protein?

Sir Loin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ystad31
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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They've created a new paternity reality show

It's called, "who's loin is it anyway..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkazen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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What did King Arthur call his pet pig?

Sir Loin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DocDerz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2017
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What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir. Loin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Somerando6
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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What do you call a cow that’s been knighted?

Sir Loin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stouthelm
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur's Court at the round table?

Sir Cumference

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bassplayer1446
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2013
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What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin.

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