What do you call a cow with two short legs?

Lean beef.

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👤︎ u/carrotwax
📅︎ Feb 27 2023
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Knights of the Round Table...

As recent post mentioned Sir Cumference of the Round Table. Here are a few more:

Sir Pentine - twisty

Sir Cumnavigate - sailed around world

Sir Cumcised - Jewish

Sir Cuit - electrician - not tall - also known (behind his back) as "short Sir Cuit"

Sir Face - the top of

Sir Ly - rude

Sir Osis - heavy drinker

Sir Loin - steak

Sire En - rides on emergency vehicles

Sir Up - pancakes

Sir Prise - unexpected

Sir Render - quitter

Sir Pent - snake

Sir Cus - clown

Sir Cumvent - finds ways around

Sir Cumscribed - hung about around the outside

Sir Plus - the extra one

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📅︎ Dec 14 2022
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