Less minimalism is more
You know, a schwa sticker.
Itβs because everyone thought it was ricest.
They want him to make its O.
I.C.U.P
Duck pucks.
I Dodged a real Bullitt.
It seems as if they blue it.
Itβs the apple of my I. β¬
For tax porpoises.
I responded that it has six
[Its name is Snoo.] (http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1vrivy/what_is_your_best_i_cant_believe_i_never_noticed/ceva0sg)
Husband: I recommend that you use this clamp with my companyβs logo on it.
Wife: I donβt need your advise!
Just needs an Apple logo
Deep in the villainβs super secret base, he noticed that his 10β concrete filled steel walls looked bare. He asked his minions why was there no large, artistic rendering of his terrifying logo hanging behind his desk.
His minions replied, βWeβve tried everywhere, but weβve been unable to find a sketchy artist.β
"...called Apple Juice?!"
I'm an incoming freshman for FSU and at my high school, they have the seniors decorate a wall with their name, the logo of the college they're attending, and a little phrase. Making jokes about native americans is a little distasteful, soooo I'm looking for some quality spear puns.
Dad: Did you hear about how Jordan has been bombing ISIS?
Me: Yeah, it's pretty crazy.
Dad: I know... So do you think Jordan's Air Force is called "Air Jordan"?
Me: :-/
Dad: They probably have the Nike logo on their jets.
But all the rest of the people in my bike group just make fun of all the colorful zebra print and the Lisa Frank logo.
Walks in, sees the wheelchair logo: "I don't want a disabled restroom, I want one that works!"
Every damn time.
The other day i was watching a movie with my 7y old daughter..
The Disney logo appears and i say to her: 'Hey, Look it's Disnep
She says: 'No daddy, The P must be pronounced as a Y'
Next screen is the 'Yixar Logo'..
The look on her face... Yriceless* (thnx wikoff)
He must have it in his Genes.
But seriously check out his Star Trek track listings. The guy loves a good pun.
Star Trek
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Star Trek
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Nailin' The Kelvin
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Labor Of Love
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Hella Bar Talk
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Enterprising Young Men
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Nero Sighted
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Nice To Meld You
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Run And Shoot Offense
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Does It Still McFly?
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Nero Death Experience
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Nero Fiddles, Narada Burns
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Back From Black
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That New Car Smell
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To Boldly Go
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End Credits
Star Trek Into Darkness
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Logos / Pranking The Natives
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Spock Drops, Kirk Jumps
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Sub Prime Directive
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London Calling
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Meld-Merized
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The Kronos Wartet
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Brigadoom
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Ship To Ship
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Earthbound And Down
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Warp Core Values
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Buying The Space Farm
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The San Fran Hustle
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Kirk Enterprises
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Star Trek Main Theme
Star Trek Beyond
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Logo and Prosper
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Thank Your Lucky Star Date
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Night on the Yorktown
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The Dance of the Nebula
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A Swarm Reception
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Hitting the Saucer a Little Hard
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Jaylah Damage
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In Artifacts as in Life
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Franklin, My Dear
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A Lesson in Vulcan Mineralogy
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MotorCycles of Relief
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Mocking Jaylah
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Crash Decisions
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Krall-y Krall-y Oxen Free
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Shutdown Happens
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Cater-Krall in Zero G
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Par-tay for the Course
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Star Trek Main Theme
Me and this girl I'm seeing were walking around the mall and we decided to go to Hot Topic to kill time. Walking around we saw some car fresheners with band logos on them and my gf picks one up and says "hmm I wonder what Nirvana smells like?"
Without hesitation I answer "Teen Spirit"
It was the most perfect joke set up ever and I don't think I'll ever top it. It was my magnum opus. I don't think she appreciated it as much as I did.
between a peace sign and the Mercedes logo
So I was at lunch with my dad and my brother the other day, and me and my brother were talking about our shirts. I commented on my brother shirt saying it was a plain shirt, and then he said my shirt was almost plain because it had a logo on it. Immediately after my brother said that, my dad said "so your shirt isn't plain, it's almost plain... It must be helicopter." He seemed very proud of himself.
So, I'm at the counter in a liquor store, where I see that the cashier is wearing a mock Sons of Anarchy shirt that says, "Sloths of Anarchy" and has a sloth as the logo. As he's ringing me up, I'm trying to think of the perfect way to compliment his shirt. AHA! THIS WILL BE PERFECT
He hands me my receipt and I say, "Hey man, I like the shirt" falling for my trap he replies, "Oh thanks dude, do you watch the show?" My genius reply:
"Yeah I did, but it was kinda slow"
He doesn't even notice and continues to ask if I watched the whole thing. Maybe the world isn't ready for my dad jokes.
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Hello fathers and fellow lovers of dadjokes! I am in need of your collective wit. You see, my friends did not get the hint that it was a bad idea to do this last time, and yet have foolishly asked me to house sit for them again. I've decided to prank them again (because I'm a wonderful friend), and this time I am turning their house into a house of puns. I need puns I can practically make. Here are a couple examples:
"While you guys were out I think your milk went bad..." draw on milk carton a bandanna, scruff, and a gun tucked into its logo
Move any of their jars in front of their bedroom door.
A map starting from their router.
Things like that. They have a pool, two labs, but otherwise have a pretty standard living arrangement. However, I don't want to mess with their computers as their occupations have some sensitive materials on them.
I struggled with what sub to reach out too with this post, so thank you all who reddit. You're fantastic folk, the lot of you!
It was half-time and it was time for the mascot, Uga, to get walked out into the center of the field before the band played. Everyone, as always, stood up and was really excited to see the dog help get the crowd pumped up for the second half.
Once the band started playing, the dog got settled down on the Georgia logo and started licking his ass like you've seen countless dogs do before.The man on the other side of my dad nudged him and joked, " Man, I wish I could do that."
My dad looked at him and exclaimed, "Are you kidding?! That dog will bite you!"
