My honest opinion about the future design of the firefox logo

Less minimalism is more

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Komirade666
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my logo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aydenbear05
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When I joined the local Grammar Nazi Party, they gave me their logo to put on my car. It's an upside-down, lower-case "e."

You know, a schwa sticker.

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Did you hear that they are going to change the Uncle Ben’s logo?

It’s because everyone thought it was ricest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/8910ben
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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The nike logo.

Really ticks me off.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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The Oxygen Network has hired Sir Patrick Stewart to design their logo.

They want him to make its O.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Kamehameheiiiiil. (OC, 9gag logo cause i uploaded it there a long time ago and lost it)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryzexen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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Why does the invisible man consider cups with the apple logo an invasion of privacy?

I.C.U.P

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The Anaheim hockey team should have a giveaway night where they pass out pucks with their logo on them.

Duck pucks.

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I got kicked out of the car museum for putting a Dodge logo on a movie-famous Ford Mustang…

I Dodged a real Bullitt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuDGe3690
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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I appreciate the red-it logo for this subreddit, but with all the other puns here...

It seems as if they blue it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBlackestLotus
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2016
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my iPhone looks really nice, but the logo on the back really stands out. ‬

It’s the apple of my I. ‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Domthehuman1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2017
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Why did the IRS change their logo to a dolphin?

For tax porpoises.

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My friend said the new Google logo has no character...

I responded that it has six

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πŸ‘€︎ u/witz33
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2015
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The reddit logo is the biggest dad joke ever.

[Its name is Snoo.] (http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1vrivy/what_is_your_best_i_cant_believe_i_never_noticed/ceva0sg)

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2014
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I dare you
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Wife: I’m trying to cut a piece of wood, but it won’t stay in place.

Husband: I recommend that you use this clamp with my company’s logo on it.

Wife: I don’t need your advise!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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How to boost resell value of your electronic quickly.

Just needs an Apple logo

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Deep in the villain’s super secret base

Deep in the villain’s super secret base, he noticed that his 10” concrete filled steel walls looked bare. He asked his minions why was there no large, artistic rendering of his terrifying logo hanging behind his desk.

His minions replied, β€œWe’ve tried everywhere, but we’ve been unable to find a sketchy artist.”

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Their bodywash was not very succesful
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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I asked my kids, "Why isn't an iPhone charger...?"

"...called Apple Juice?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2017
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[request] puns involving spears?

I'm an incoming freshman for FSU and at my high school, they have the seniors decorate a wall with their name, the logo of the college they're attending, and a little phrase. Making jokes about native americans is a little distasteful, soooo I'm looking for some quality spear puns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/that-broken-chair
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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While discussing Jordan conducting air strikes on ISIS

Dad: Did you hear about how Jordan has been bombing ISIS?

Me: Yeah, it's pretty crazy.

Dad: I know... So do you think Jordan's Air Force is called "Air Jordan"?

Me: :-/

Dad: They probably have the Nike logo on their jets.

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I bought a stationary bike.

But all the rest of the people in my bike group just make fun of all the colorful zebra print and the Lisa Frank logo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SageLukahn
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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My dad in the restroom

Walks in, sees the wheelchair logo: "I don't want a disabled restroom, I want one that works!"

Every damn time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noahringler
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2013
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Disnep

The other day i was watching a movie with my 7y old daughter..

The Disney logo appears and i say to her: 'Hey, Look it's Disnep

She says: 'No daddy, The P must be pronounced as a Y'

Next screen is the 'Yixar Logo'..

The look on her face... Yriceless* (thnx wikoff)

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2017
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Is Michael Giacchino the greatest Star Trek Dad Joker in the world?

He must have it in his Genes.

But seriously check out his Star Trek track listings. The guy loves a good pun.

Star Trek

  1. Star Trek

  2. Nailin' The Kelvin

  3. Labor Of Love

  4. Hella Bar Talk

  5. Enterprising Young Men

  6. Nero Sighted

  7. Nice To Meld You

  8. Run And Shoot Offense

  9. Does It Still McFly?

  10. Nero Death Experience

  11. Nero Fiddles, Narada Burns

  12. Back From Black

  13. That New Car Smell

  14. To Boldly Go

  15. End Credits

Star Trek Into Darkness

  1. Logos / Pranking The Natives

  2. Spock Drops, Kirk Jumps

  3. Sub Prime Directive

  4. London Calling

  5. Meld-Merized

  6. The Kronos Wartet

  7. Brigadoom

  8. Ship To Ship

  9. Earthbound And Down

  10. Warp Core Values

  11. Buying The Space Farm

  12. The San Fran Hustle

  13. Kirk Enterprises

  14. Star Trek Main Theme

Star Trek Beyond

  1. Logo and Prosper

  2. Thank Your Lucky Star Date

  3. Night on the Yorktown

  4. The Dance of the Nebula

  5. A Swarm Reception

  6. Hitting the Saucer a Little Hard

  7. Jaylah Damage

  8. In Artifacts as in Life

  9. Franklin, My Dear

  10. A Lesson in Vulcan Mineralogy

  11. MotorCycles of Relief

  12. Mocking Jaylah

  13. Crash Decisions

  14. Krall-y Krall-y Oxen Free

  15. Shutdown Happens

  16. Cater-Krall in Zero G

  17. Par-tay for the Course

  18. Star Trek Main Theme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegeneral400
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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So yesterday I made what I'm pretty sure qualifies as my first official dad joke. And I'm not even a dad.

Me and this girl I'm seeing were walking around the mall and we decided to go to Hot Topic to kill time. Walking around we saw some car fresheners with band logos on them and my gf picks one up and says "hmm I wonder what Nirvana smells like?"

Without hesitation I answer "Teen Spirit"

It was the most perfect joke set up ever and I don't think I'll ever top it. It was my magnum opus. I don't think she appreciated it as much as I did.

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There's a fine line...

between a peace sign and the Mercedes logo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmoneymanguy
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My dad was very proud of his aerial joke.

So I was at lunch with my dad and my brother the other day, and me and my brother were talking about our shirts. I commented on my brother shirt saying it was a plain shirt, and then he said my shirt was almost plain because it had a logo on it. Immediately after my brother said that, my dad said "so your shirt isn't plain, it's almost plain... It must be helicopter." He seemed very proud of himself.

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A short exchange at the liquor store

So, I'm at the counter in a liquor store, where I see that the cashier is wearing a mock Sons of Anarchy shirt that says, "Sloths of Anarchy" and has a sloth as the logo. As he's ringing me up, I'm trying to think of the perfect way to compliment his shirt. AHA! THIS WILL BE PERFECT

He hands me my receipt and I say, "Hey man, I like the shirt" falling for my trap he replies, "Oh thanks dude, do you watch the show?" My genius reply:

"Yeah I did, but it was kinda slow"

He doesn't even notice and continues to ask if I watched the whole thing. Maybe the world isn't ready for my dad jokes.

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What does the mailman say when he drop a package?

http://www.logodesignlove.com/images/contentious/ups-logo.jpg

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[Request] Need dad-quality puns!

Hello fathers and fellow lovers of dadjokes! I am in need of your collective wit. You see, my friends did not get the hint that it was a bad idea to do this last time, and yet have foolishly asked me to house sit for them again. I've decided to prank them again (because I'm a wonderful friend), and this time I am turning their house into a house of puns. I need puns I can practically make. Here are a couple examples:

"While you guys were out I think your milk went bad..." draw on milk carton a bandanna, scruff, and a gun tucked into its logo

Move any of their jars in front of their bedroom door.

A map starting from their router.

Things like that. They have a pool, two labs, but otherwise have a pretty standard living arrangement. However, I don't want to mess with their computers as their occupations have some sensitive materials on them.

I struggled with what sub to reach out too with this post, so thank you all who reddit. You're fantastic folk, the lot of you!

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We were sitting at a Georgia Bulldog Game..

It was half-time and it was time for the mascot, Uga, to get walked out into the center of the field before the band played. Everyone, as always, stood up and was really excited to see the dog help get the crowd pumped up for the second half.

Once the band started playing, the dog got settled down on the Georgia logo and started licking his ass like you've seen countless dogs do before.The man on the other side of my dad nudged him and joked, " Man, I wish I could do that."

My dad looked at him and exclaimed, "Are you kidding?! That dog will bite you!"

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