Seen on a dog owner's doormat
"Dog can't hold his licker."
Guess where I keep all the lollipops?
In the licker cabinet.
my girlfriend says she's only with me because
i'm great at punnilingus
My dog is like a bad drunk
He can't hold his licker.
Why don’t they let dogs in bars?
Because they can’t hold their licker.
Why did the dog not show his mom any affection?
He didn’t have his Licker license
My dog was licking himself
My brother and I both yelled at him to stop and my dad came out of nowhere and said "he must have his licker license"
We both let out a sigh.
Alcoholic Dog
My son got me with this one today. Fyi Merci is our dog.
Son, "Merci's an alcoholic."
Me, Huh? (confused)
Son, "because she can't control her Licker."
My dad's new dog has a personal space issue and he pops off with this...
Dad-"I have to put that dog in AA."
Me- "why?"
Dad-"She can't hold her licker."
Just now while cooking at my house on labor day... My dog was wondering around my kitchen.
Dad: You should have name your dog whisky Me: Why??? Dad: Because he's a licker Mom: sighs and slowly shakes head
Why aren't dogs allowed in bars?
Because they can't hold their licker
