He’d be so good at holding his licker
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GenericNewName
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31 2019
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Seen on a dog owner's doormat

"Dog can't hold his licker."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22 2021
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Guess where I keep all the lollipops?

In the licker cabinet.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22 2020
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What do you call a Canadian suck-up?

Aboot licker

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/esotetris
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23 2020
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my girlfriend says she's only with me because

i'm great at punnilingus

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FlipSix3Hole_
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11 2019
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My dog is like a bad drunk

He can't hold his licker.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/redmouse9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18 2020
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Why don’t they let dogs in bars?

Because they can’t hold their licker.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CatsAndIT
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02 2019
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Why did the dog not show his mom any affection?

He didn’t have his Licker license

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Glen_Davis0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06 2019
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My Dad has a dog named Whiskey.

She's a licker.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wornleather
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28 2017
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My dog was licking himself

My brother and I both yelled at him to stop and my dad came out of nowhere and said "he must have his licker license"

We both let out a sigh.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stay_Cold
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12 2016
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Alcoholic Dog

My son got me with this one today. Fyi Merci is our dog.

Son, "Merci's an alcoholic."

Me, Huh? (confused)

Son, "because she can't control her Licker."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nannuq
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21 2016
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My dad's new dog has a personal space issue and he pops off with this...

Dad-"I have to put that dog in AA."

Me- "why?"

Dad-"She can't hold her licker."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alterpanda
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03 2017
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Just now while cooking at my house on labor day... My dog was wondering around my kitchen.

Dad: You should have name your dog whisky Me: Why??? Dad: Because he's a licker Mom: sighs and slowly shakes head

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/burn23notice
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05 2016
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Why aren't dogs allowed in bars?

Because they can't hold their licker

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SadMasshole
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20 2018
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