Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward
I might just lean against the wall
Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are locked in battle, and Vader says to Luke, "I know what you're getting for Christmas." Luke says, "No, that's impossible, how could that be?" Vader leans in closer, their lightsabers crackling under the pressure, and he replies...
After many years of therapy, my psychologist has finally cured me of the desire to sit in the corner in public and blow on people that walk by! But now I have the urge to wear teen idol t-shirts and lean against the wall...
Long time fan, first time poster.
How do you make your beef lean?
Whenever my sprinter friend runs a race, he leans over and pretends to vomit
Two goldfish are in a tank. One leans over to the other and asks...
“Do you even know how to drive this thing?”
My sister always gets mad whenever I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward
I’m sorry but that’s how I roll.
Sometimes I squat down and wrap my arms around my knees and just let myself start to lean forward.
Because that's how I roll.
My family was going around in a circle all making jokes. It got to my dad, and he didn’t say anything. I lean over and say to him:
A woman is sitting at her deceased husband’s funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”.
“No, go right ahead.” the woman replies.
The man stands, clears his throat, says “plethora”, and sits back down.
“Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot.”
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. If the cow has no legs, then it’s ground beef.
I bring my knees to my head and lean forwards...
...that's just how I roll.
My pops always said he would go to his grave with his famous BBQ chicken recipe. On his death bead, he had me lean in to tell me the secret ingredient.
That’s when I knew it was Thyme.
If you lean close to the Beethoven's grave
You can hear him decomposing
Why do the guys at wall street lean to one side?
Two corn stalks are standing in a field. One leans over to the other and whispers, “Hey I gotta tell you something, you got a minute?” The other corn stalk says...
Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, "So, how's it going?"
The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my kids don't respect me, and my wife is leaving me."
The first replied, "Well, don't lose any sheep over it."
Every day I squat down, tuck my head between my knees and lean forward.
Today, the kids were making some Christmas crafts. My dad presses one of those plastic googly eyes into my palm, leans in close and says..
".. I'm keeping my eye on you."
I freaking love that guy.
Sometimes i like to crouch down, put my head between my knees and lean forward..
Was flying over the Netherlands on a trip to Europe with my dad leans in all very seriously and whispers...
Where do Gerbil go on vacation?
Hamsterdam
Might need something to lean on.
I was cooking one of those pre-packaged pasta side earlier, and the wife asked if it was ready yet.
Me: "The pasta has to stand for 2 minutes.......... But I'm not sure how it's going to do that without any legs..."
Wife: sigh
Sometimes I tuck my knees up into my chest and lean forward.
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
Sometimes i tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward
Sometimes I touch my knees to my chest and lean forward,
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
Sometime I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward
But that's just how I roll
A woman is sitting at her husband's funeral. A man leans in and asks,
"Mind if I say a word?"
"No, go right ahead," the woman replies.
The man stands, clears his throat, says, "Plethora", and sits back down.
"Thanks," the woman says, "that means a lot."
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. If the cow has no legs, then it’s ground beef.
At a funeral a man sits Behind the woman who’s husband just died. The man leans forward and asks, “do u mind if I say a word?” she responds, “Not at all, please do.” the man stands up and says “plethora” and sits back down.
“Thanks,” said the woman, “that means a lot.”
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward
Sometimes I touch my knees to my chest and lean forward.
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
If a cow with two legs is lean beef and a cow with no legs is ground beef, what do you call a cow playing with itself?
Tuck in my chin, pull my knees to my chest and lean forward.
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward...
Sometimes I tuck my knees against my chest and lean forward
Sometimes I squat on the floor, put my arms around my legs and lean forward.
I hug my knees to my chest and lean forward.
Sometimes I like to crouch down with my head between my legs and lean forward
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