Sometimes I squat down, hold my knees to my chest, and lean forward

Because that’s how I roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cleverless
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are locked in battle, and Vader says to Luke, "I know what you're getting for Christmas." Luke says, "No, that's impossible, how could that be?" Vader leans in closer, their lightsabers crackling under the pressure, and he replies...

I felt your presents!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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After many years of therapy, my psychologist has finally cured me of the desire to sit in the corner in public and blow on people that walk by! But now I have the urge to wear teen idol t-shirts and lean against the wall...

Long time fan, first time poster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.

That's just how I roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Whenever my sprinter friend runs a race, he leans over and pretends to vomit

It's a running gag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joy3111
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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My family was going around in a circle all making jokes. It got to my dad, and he didn’t say anything. I lean over and say to him:

”Dad, joke”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBudderBomb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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A woman is sitting at her deceased husband’s funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, β€œDo you mind if I say a word?”.

β€œNo, go right ahead.” the woman replies.

The man stands, clears his throat, says β€œplethora”, and sits back down.

β€œThanks”, the woman says, β€œthat means a lot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yuyevin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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I bring my knees to my head and lean forwards...

...that's just how I roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoll_boi_fire
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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My pops always said he would go to his grave with his famous BBQ chicken recipe. On his death bead, he had me lean in to tell me the secret ingredient.

That’s when I knew it was Thyme.

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πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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If you lean close to the Beethoven's grave

You can hear him decomposing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benjo1000113
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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Tuck in my chin, pull my knees to my chest and lean forward.

That's how I roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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Why do the guys at wall street lean to one side?

They're mostly ana-lists

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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Two corn stalks are standing in a field. One leans over to the other and whispers, β€œHey I gotta tell you something, you got a minute?” The other corn stalk says...

β€œSure, I’m all ears.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caferreri11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Sometimes i like to crouch down, put my head between my knees and lean forward..

Cos THATS how i roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnrlp2007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2016
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Was flying over the Netherlands on a trip to Europe with my dad leans in all very seriously and whispers...

Where do Gerbil go on vacation?

Hamsterdam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/World_Chaos
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2015
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Might need something to lean on.

I was cooking one of those pre-packaged pasta side earlier, and the wife asked if it was ready yet.

Me: "The pasta has to stand for 2 minutes.......... But I'm not sure how it's going to do that without any legs..."

Wife: sigh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acousticreverb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2016
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Sometimes I touch my knees to my chest and lean forward,

That’s just how I roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackdaking746
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.

That's just how I roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orduk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Sometimes I touch my knees to my chest and lean forward.

That’s just how I roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swirley-wirley
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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I hug my knees to my chest and lean forward.

That's how I roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fluffyxsama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2014
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Sometimes I like to crouch down with my head between my legs and lean forward

Cos thats how i roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnrlp2007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2015
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