Old Lang Sign.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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Auld Lang Sang
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DJLoughlin
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An Auld Lang Sang
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DJLoughlin
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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I always get so nervous about the new year.

Good auld Lang-siety

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ymay-editray
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My kids will appreciate my humour when they are older.

Son : I told your Tom Jones joke at school today and nobody laughed.

Me : Where did you tell it? Outside in the playground?

Son : Yes

Me : It must be an inside joke then.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CapnFancyPants
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I now know that 2019 is 6 days away...

Because I saw an Old Lang Sign.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/1-STARrating
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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Classic new year's dad joke

There was a man His name was Lang He had a neon sign Because this man was very old They called it Old Lang's sign.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bgrbgr
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My dad usually makes this joke after 3 minutes of small talk when meeting new people.

My native language is dutch and in the sentence "hoe lang" means "how long". When pronouncing "hoe lang" in dutch it sounds like a chinese name. phonetically it would be "Hulang".

So my dad would always say out of nowhere "Hoelang is een Chinees", which translates into "How long is a chinese". Usually the people who hear the joke are clueless and look at him and weird and say "i dont know, i dont think all the chinese people have the same heigth, why do you ask me this?". Then he would say "Huh, what are you talking about? I was talking about my friend Hulang from China hahahahhahaha". He always laughs extremely loud after telling the joke, its part of the routine.

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