How do you make Lady Gaga cry?
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What is the opposite of Ladies fingers?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
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︎ May 29 2021
I bought my grandson a portable power charger shaped like a lady bug.
Now he has beetle juice!!
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︎ Jun 08 2021
Why did the old lady fall down the well?
She didnβt see that well.
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︎ May 16 2021
Sean Connery was making a tennis date with a lady friend.
He asks her "what time would you like to meet?"
She says "Tennish"
He says, "I know but what time?"
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︎ Jun 04 2021
What's got alot of balls and screws old ladies?
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︎ Jun 02 2021
A baseball player was shopping at the dairy while in a bad mood. He'd played in a home run derby yesterday; though he got more runs than anyone else, another player was awarded the trophy. While in line at the register, the lady in front of him was short on cash. He decided to do a good deed, so...
The bitter, better-batter bought her butter!
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︎ May 29 2021
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing my windowsil sons < 3
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︎ Apr 14 2021
I once knew a lady who was into crocheting in the dirt.
You could say she was in the knitty gritty.
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︎ May 17 2021
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︎ Apr 21 2021
How does a French lady hold her liquor?
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︎ May 05 2021
A lady just told me she recognised me from the vegetarian restaurant...
But I'm pretty sure I never met herbivore
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︎ May 17 2021
What do you call a lady who refuses to pay her bills?
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︎ Apr 25 2021
I left my cult because of the ladies.
They were definitely the weaker sect.
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︎ May 09 2021
William Shatner has discontinued his line of ladies lingerie.
Apparently Shatner panties was a poor choice of name.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
How does a military dad alert his son that a hot lady is nearby?
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︎ Jan 02 2021
I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady asked me to check her balance...
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︎ Mar 28 2021
I know I have a terrible stutter, but I would like to introduce you to the lady who cuts my hair
This is Ba ba ba ba barber Anne.
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︎ Mar 15 2021
A toothless old lady in hospital always gave away the peanuts she was given by her visitors to the nurses to eat.
One day a nurse asked her why she didn't ask for grapes instead of nuts.She replied that you can't get grapes with chocolate coating!
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︎ Apr 16 2021
Best way to annoy Lady Gaga?
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︎ Feb 25 2021
Did you hear that Lady Gaga has an Irish-Japanese stepsister?
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︎ Mar 31 2021
In todayβs inclusive culture; people are finding love from many sources. One lady was dating her closet; but, unfortunately the love affair ended.
The lady didnβt like her loverβs many hang ups.
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︎ Apr 13 2021
First time my dad took me to church I noticed there was a lady disrobing dolls and putting the clothes on a small cross. I asked my dad what she was doing.
He said "Oh that's just a cross dresser..."
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Got an idea for a movie about an old lady who's into poker and knitting...
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︎ Apr 05 2021
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...
You need to let that mango.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
If ladies have ladyfingers, then men will have
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What do you call a lady's private parts made from sugar, butter and chocolate?
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︎ Mar 20 2021
As much as they tried, the ladies couldn't get Mr. Peanut out onto the dance floor.
He was a bit of a wall nut.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
The lady who hems my pants appeared anxious...
In fact, I know she seamstressed
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︎ Jan 03 2021
My friend told me he once met a lady with twelve breasts. "Sounds strange," I had to tell him....
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︎ Feb 26 2021
a lady goes to the doctor and says Iβm addicted to Twitter
the doctor says I donβt follow you
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Three old ladies on a bench...
Isn't it windy.
No, it's Thursday.
So am I, let's get a cup of tea.
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︎ Mar 08 2021
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse
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︎ Feb 20 2021
I asked the trainer at the gym, which machine I should use to impress the ladies?
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine. "
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Lady: Thanks for the letters, mailman
Mailman: You're welcome, female woman.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: "Blues Lee"
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︎ May 08 2020
There's a dinner lady at our factory, who's almost seven feet tall.
She's our longest serving employee.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
This lady at the supermarket is staring at me, like she's never seen anyone put on deodorant...
....and then put it back on the shelf.
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Me: Were you able to get ahold of that lady selling the John Deere? My husband:
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Why did the old lady fall into the waterhole?
She couldn't see that well.
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Why did the old lady fall in the well?
She couldnβt see that well.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Why did the old lady fall into the well?
Because she didn't see that well
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︎ Apr 12 2021
What is the opposite of lady fingers?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Ladies, if he doesn't appreciate your fruit jokes....
....you need to let that mango.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
What's the opposite of Lady Fingers?
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︎ Jan 29 2021
How do you make Lady Gaga cry?
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