Kim and Kanye’s divorce is rough on their son, North West.
It’s like he’s getting pulled in two different directions.
Ken Chi didn’t like when the teacher took attendance by last name.
He always got scared like a chiken.
Where does Kim Kardashian get her plastic surgery?
My local Vietnamese take-out place is angry with me
They say if I make anymore bad puns they're going to Banh Mi..
If North Korea launches nukes do we call it KimOTherapy?
This row between Kim and Kanye is getting more serious than ever.
It’s really going to send their daughter in two directions.
What do you call a cow that’s addicted to its phone?
A saw a video of a North Korean comic. He was telling jokes about Kim Jong-un and his jokes were really funny
But I didn’t like his execution
This one liner joke has the punchline in it and makes people think sometimes
You hear they aren't making 12 inch rulers any longer?
What did Kim Jong Un say on his death bed?
I asked my friend what it is like living in North Korea
He said, “can’t complain.”
I just heard that Kim Jong-Un is sick
Guess that makes him Kim Jong-Ill now.
R.I.P Kim Jong Un ... ... ... ... ... ... ... /s
Why is Kim Jong-un's library so big ?
Because he is supreme reader
I just found out how Kim Jong Un's father died.
How did Kim jong Un came to power?
I heard Kim Jong Un's father died.
I didn't even know he was il
What’s a Mexican butcher’s favorite recording artist?
I've got this friend in Japan. Her name's Kim.
So Kim runs an undergarment and such clothing store, and I recently ordered myself some pyjamas. I fortunately she got the orders mixed up and sent me some type of dressing gown instead. All I could say was Kim,oh-no!
How did Kim and Kanye inform their kid that they were divorcing?
Sorry North, things went South.
It's as transparent as Kim Jong Il's casket
How did Kim Kardashian inform her kid about her upcoming divorce with Kanye?
North, things between West and me has recently gone South.
What do you call something that’s part woman, part fish, and part plastic?
Kim has a daughter name North, and North has a leader name Kim.
Due to social distancing, everyone is asking Kim Jung Un how far six feet is Exactly!
Because he is the supreme ruler.
Not sure it’s dad joke exclusive but have a fun game and could use your input.
Pick a celebrity and a product line they would create.
Keanu Reeves has a new t-shirt line, it’s called Keanu Sleaves
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Why does Kim Jong-Un like books?
Because he is the supreme reader
If Kim Jong-un had a private yacht, it would be a dictator ship
The current whereabouts of NK dictator still an Kim Jong-Unsolved mystery
When asked to comment, officials stated that the investigation was still Kim Yo-Jongoing.
What kind of horse does Kim Kardashian ride?
Kim Kardashian says that bees frighten her.
I bet the rest of the alphabet does too.
who is most powerful person in North Korea?
My friend ask me how Kim Jong Un’s dad died
Because he was Kim Jong ILL
Kim Jong-Un told me a joke:
I once took a job working for Kim Jong Un
Seemed like a good Korea move.
Why doesn't Kim Jong Un have a girlfriend?
Because he's too focused on his Korea.
Why don’t we know what’s going on with Kim Jong-un?
He’s Kim Jong-unavailable
I have a feeling that Kim Jong Un will soon be...
If Kim Jung Un did die
We can replace him with Kim Jung Dos
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