A couple of dogs were sitting in the kitchen chewing the fat. First dog says, “I heard a good joke today.” Second dog replies, “Go on then.” First dog continues, “Knock Kno..."

Second dog leaps up and goes berserk...

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📅︎ Sep 17 2019
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Why was it called the dark ages?

Because of all the knights.

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📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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What did the mandolorian say to assure the tourist he wasn't lost?

This is the way.

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📅︎ Nov 29 2019
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Dad dropped this one on me during the first snow of the year!

*we are in the Olive Garden parking lot and it has been snowing for ~30 mins

Me: Man, this parking lot is pretty empty for an Olive Garden

Him: Yeah there's SNOW-body here

I didn't kno what to say back..

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