"Yes." she replied.
"Well, the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, then whatever is left over, comes out of our bottoms when we go to the toilet! And that, is poo!"
She looked a little perplexed, stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked, "And Tigger?"
But i swear ive never seen herbivore
He’s a really aggressive janitor.
I just sat there like, K.
Apparently she wants to be a social media influenza
She said she’d show me the ropes.
Damn dial up connections!
She ticks all the boxes
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
The boy's name is Denephew.
She is in Men-o-pause
It is her made in name
No.
I was showing her Costco for the first time and I said "Ya Costco is intense!" She replied "No it's not, it's in a warehouse."
I think his Oedipus Complex is apparent.
Are you supposed to be working when you're high?
http://imgur.com/XB3aWTv
Please help
And she got pissed off when I asked her if she wanted to play a round?
So, we had been texting, when I get a call from her, only to realize that it was an unintentional call.
>Me: I think you just butt-dialed me..
>Her: Are you insinuating that I booty called you?
I died laughing. I think this could go somewhere...
He’s quite an aggressive janitor.
He is quite an aggressive janitor.
