Jazzin'.

Dad: Billy?

Billy: What is it, dad!

Dad: The jazz club just called and I'm now officially a member!

Billy: How did they call you? You dropped your phone in the river yesterday.

Dad: That wasn't a problem, they had my other number.

Billy: And that number goes to...

Dad: My saxo-phone.

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📅︎ Dec 22 2018
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