What does Jack Frost use to determine if it's cold enough to start hanging icicles?
His test-icles
When asked the time for his marriage, Jack Frost replied....
....snow time like the present.
What do you call a muscular snowman?
Jacked Frost
Some quality Christmas dad jokes.
Q: Why did the mechanic sleep under the car? A: He wanted to wake up oily in the morning.
Q: What kind of cough medicine does Dracula take? A: Coffin medicine.
Q: What animals need oiling? A: Mice, because they squeak.
Q: How does Jack Frost get to work? A: By icicles.
Q: What do hedgehogs have for lunch? A: Prickled onions.
Q: What lies in a pram and wobbles? A: A jelly-baby.
My dad loves Christmas carols.
Every year on Christmas we'll have Nat King Cole playing through the house and eventually "The Christmas Song" comes on. Without fail, Dad belts...
"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Jack Frost nosing at your nips."
Every year.
