Old Man Winter Puns

The old man was cheery and happy while his wife did not share his joy. The old man said; "honey why're you grumpy? It's christmas!" She said; "but deer look! All our crops are dying if this goes on we won't survive the winter. We need a christmas miracle for that." The old man looked outside and said; "Honey, look a christmas miracle!" The old lady got filled with glee and looked outside, and there was santa flying in his sleigh. She said; "But honey was wasn't hoping for santa in his sleigh, I was hoping for rain-dear!"

Around Christmas a couple years back, my brother was helping his girlfriend finish a homework assignment. My dad walked into the room and asked what they were working on.

She replied "A summary for a book I had to read."

To which my old man replies "A summary? But it's winter!"