I must have bought the right clothes, even my tracksuit pants.
Camping... It's in tents...
Man, I'm thor.
I like to feel Joy.
Shit was intense.
It was intense.
also in the news:
Patients who have died or been admitted to intensive care with Covid-19 have been found to be deficient in a vitamin found in spinach, eggs, and hard and blue cheeses, raising hopes that dietary change might be one part of the answer to combating the disease.
Old joke. Maybe fits here. First post. Thanks
Thor.
Now I have to quit my job at the circus and cancel my camping trip.
Camping.
It was all good they woke him up an hour later.
He told me to hang upside down from a tree branch and curl my arms behind my back.
I said “weird flex but OK”
The truck driver comes to a stop. The woman in the car behind him gets out of her car and knocks on the truck driver's window:
"Excuse me sir, you are losing your load!"
The truck driver is confused and continues his path until the next stop. The woman knocks on his window again.
"Excuse me sir, you are losing your load!"
The truck driver is even more confused and continues to drive. At the next stop, the woman comes to knock again on his window.
"Excuse me sir, you are losing your load!"
The truck driver gets angry and says:
"Would you please shut up! I'm putting salt on the road!"
It was a real Family Feud
But I can't tell it as its two intense (in tents)....
He ran a pretty intense schmear campaign
It's intense tense in tents
Intense
Whew, glad I got that off my chest.
Wife: What on earth are you doing?
Me: I think I’ve some problems with my inner sole.
So, naturally, my only response has been to adopt a pitiful look and steeple my hands above my head until she rolls her eyes and walks off!
Just like camping.
It hertz your eardrums
I tell them they should see me when I'm camping...
She gave birth to a boy and a girl but the delivery was very intense and she went into coma for a few days. When she woke up the doctor told her about the twins and that as she was in coma for long, her brother named the kids. She said,"Oh God! Not my brother, he is a stupid idiot."
The doctor told her that he named the girl Denise and her mother said,"well that's not too bad, what about my son?"
The doctor replied the boy is named DeNephew.
