Cement truck driver stole my identity and nobody would believe me
But then I found some concrete evidence
If Spiderman's secret identity is Peter Parker, what's his dog's secret identity?
Peter Barker
Remember Spider Pig from the Simpsons movie? I figured out his secret identity!
Peter Porker
I think I have found the identity of "The Man". It's gravity.
It's always trying to keep me down.
Mickey Mouse arrested for identity theft
He was charged with being Goofy
The true identity of the mummy was...
Under wraps
Did you hear about the Italian who committed identity theft?
Police say he was an impasta
What do you call it when a llama has an identity crisis?
Spit-Personality Disorder.
What do you call when two persons with multiple identity disorder fall in love with each other
An open relationship
My brother and sister is going through a bit of an identity crisis.
What's the name of Spider-Hams secret identity?
Peter Benjiman Porker.
Did you hear that the guy that wrote Danger Zone had his identity stolen online? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
What do you call a mouse with no identity?
Anonymouse
The girlfriend with a religious identity crisis declares "If that exists, I'm a Christian rebel".
"So you're a Protestant."
How do you give an ice cube an identity crisis?
Drop it like its hot
[Pun Request] Conformity, fitting in, and identity
I'm trying to come up with as many puns about conformity as I can, especially those that have to do with fitting in to a box or category! Can you help me?
