Hershey’s and Ikea have joined together to sell a chocolate pet.

Just picked up a KΓ―t KaΓ‘t. Now to put it together...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyRamenMan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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In Sweden the CEO of IKEA was just elected president.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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I know a good joke about Ikea furniture

But I'm still putting it together

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luridfox
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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An IKEA-delivery guy walks into a restaurant.

The waiter goes: That's not my table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaalRyd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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A man walks into Ikea

And he goes up to the most beautiful worker and says "hi, I'm looking for uh, one night stand"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MushuTheGreat17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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I found a good IKEA joke the other day.

But it needs a bit of a set up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mpschmidtlein
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I heard you can get lawyers at Ikea now.

They're very affordable, but you have to build your own case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Black-Lining
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I don't know why the beautiful attendant at Ikea reported me to the police.

All I asked was "How much for one night stand ?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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My School was sponsored by Ikea.

Assembly took ages.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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I tried to order a table from IKEA, but I misplaced an umlaut in my search text. I got a couch instead.

So close, yet sofa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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I lost my kid in the kitchenware section of Ikea today.

It was a pans labyrinth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RangerHikes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Why is IKEA the cheapest place to get furniture?

Because they have some Swede deals!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CorbanzoBean69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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I got a rubbish bin from Ikea...

It wasn’t very good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fractiousrhubarb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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I saw a sign outside IKEA

It said, "HUGE FURNITURE SALE!"

What if I don't want huge furniture?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Don’t try to tell jokes about IKEA

They’re impossible to put together if you don’t have the instructions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanadianTrainFan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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There is a mysterious crime spree going on at our local IKEA.

The cops are having a hard time putting the pieces together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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IKEA furniture
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vorst17735
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Do you guys think this ikea pillowcase is a bit Gurli?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Musical-Comic-69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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I didn’t go to Ikea today.

It was sofa away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flintee
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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The only thing that doesn't suck at IKEA

Is their vacuums

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kortbug2000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Guy annoys girlfriend with puns at Ikea
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GabuTheBunny
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2015
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Why did Boris Johnson go to IKEA?

To get a new Cabinet.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Ikea's parody video games wordplay
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClassicFlavour
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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TIL: All IKEA employees must attend a mandatory meeting every morning before they start their shift.

Assembly Required.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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Where does IKEA keep all of its inventory?

Stockhome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CablesOtherArm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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Guy annoys girlfriend with puns at Ikea youtu.be/7T2oje4cYxw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBrontosaurus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2015
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I was at IKEA with my friend the other day, and I saw a coffee table called β€œBias”

I said β€œWell, we can’t get this one!”

β€œWhy not?” He asked.

β€œLook at it” I replied. β€œIt’s leaning to one side.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OnTheEdje
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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I bought a cabinet from Ikea

In the instructions it told me to nail it to the wall. After it fell once, I tried again, but it kept falling.

Safe to say, that cabinet is screwed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IdentifiedAnon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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IKEA has been taken to court over faulty luggage

The prosecutors are having trouble putting a case together

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JMACOB
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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My wife told my four year old daughter that she couldn’t use her plastic IKEA knife to slice mangos.

I said β€œYeah kid, that’s just not going to cut it.”

My wife looked at me and said β€œYou think you’re pretty sharp, don’t you?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cranthony
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2018
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I like IKEA furniture.

It’s afjordable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jordo32
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Walking through IKEA's lighting department...

My Stepdaughter says: "This place is lit!"

So proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/level32
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Did you hear about the IKEA support group?

They help you pick up the pieces, but you have to put yourself together again at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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What should you do if your wife doesnt believe you about the deals at Ikea?

Just shower

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vvt2003
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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I was trying to assemble ikea furniture..

I screwed it up !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phs_uw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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My friend keeps breaking into ikea and damaging their furniture. I think he may be suicidal

He's been really into shelf-harming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D4nkM3m3L0rd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2017
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IKEA has been accused of evading over $500 million in taxes. Apparently, prosecutors have been after them for years... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thora-suan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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If someone who worked at ikea boasted about there book holders you could call it...

shameless shelf promotion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvenFatso
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2018
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Me: (trying to fix my wife's IKEA bookshelf)

Wife: "guess it's just past it's Shelf Life"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomArrr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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IKEA should call their check-out area...

...SCANdinavia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IanGecko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2015
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My last trip to Ikea was very... productive. imgur.com/a/PO3FK
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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottonetwenty
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2017
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Why does Darth Vader hate IKEA?

He finds their faith of Lack disturbing.

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Anyone got any ikeas for making shopping fun? facebook.com/ShortListMag…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manderson84
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2017
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Ikea

But she kea better.

https://imgur.com/a/Wp5RC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/disconaldo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2017
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Wife got me at Ikea

We were passing by a stuffed horse, and I said "hey, want to buy a horse?" to which she replied "neigh"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dknowles2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2016
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whenever you have a problem with ikea then theres only one real solution

killyourshelf

credit:https://youtu.be/j2JVYTtWzVU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spieler42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2016
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Why did Sean Connery take his iPhone to IKEA?

He wanted to take a shelfie...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billdanbury
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2016
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There is a mysterious crime spree going on at our local IKEA.

The cops are having a hard time putting the pieces together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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