Ikea Furniture Puns

A list of puns related to "Ikea Furniture"

I know a good joke about Ikea furniture

But I'm still putting it together

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luridfox
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Why is IKEA the cheapest place to get furniture?

Because they have some Swede deals!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CorbanzoBean69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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IKEA furniture
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vorst17735
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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I like IKEA furniture.

It’s afjordable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jordo32
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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I was trying to assemble ikea furniture..

I screwed it up !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phs_uw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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My friend keeps breaking into ikea and damaging their furniture. I think he may be suicidal

He's been really into shelf-harming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D4nkM3m3L0rd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2017
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My dad always said "as one door closes another one opens"

He never quite got the hang of assembling Ikea furniture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Benmark97
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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I find that Scandinavia is a bit weird.

Swedes have been identifying themselves improperly. Shouldn't they be Suedes because of IKEA, and why do they not chair-ish their furniture counterparts? It really boggles me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_WickedOreo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2016
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