Hunt's Puns

Does anyone know how to grow bacon ?

So they don't become the haunted (hunted)

You have my word.

(My dad put wrote this on the fridge, pls don't kill)

(Five-year-old) I'm a fun guy, so they would eat me.

I bet they were in tents

"Don't get the hart before the course!"

That way I get more bang for my buck.

You cut a hole in the ice and put frozen peas around it. So when they go to take a pea, you kick them in the ice hole.

I don't even know where sandwiches live.

With a well orcastrated attack

I wouldn't. It's ill-eagle.

...so they went home.

Me: "Sure! You can do an Easter-egg hunt every single day"

^^^You ^^^probably ^^^won't ^^^find ^^^any ^^^though.

The secret reward is called Waist of Time.

Well played, Blizzard, well played.

They spirit.

I prefer mine poached

http://www.mit.edu/~puzzle/2019/puzzle/joke_o_lantern.html

If you're completely lost, click "SOLUTION" in the upper right, but it's worth trying to solve it yourself first.

That wasn't very cache Monet of you.

My wife says "Well it's not going to be hard to find a huge easter egg." My wife has officially become a dad.

The law says it's fair game.

Oops wrong sub.

They sneak up on it and build a barn around it.

"Not Yeti."

Cause its il-eagle