What’d that cab driver say to the guy getting in his car with a cheap hooker?
Wear two
Hookers don't fart.
They let out little prosti-toots!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when your nailing them! Bada Bing!
What did the man say to the hooker when she walked up to him?
What can I do ya for?
What do you call a group of octopus hookers?
Octpussies
Why are naval officers afraid of hookers?
Cause they swallow seamen
The term "getting the most bang for your buck" can be applied in a gun store and with a hooker
How come hooker midgets don't make a lot of cash?
Because they sell themselves short.
What's it called when a hooker farts?
A prosti-toot
Because prostitute is another word for hooker, and toot is another word for fart
What is the difference between an epileptic clam shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?
One shucks between fits.
What did the hooker buy from the furniture shop
One night stand
What do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti
A pastatute
Why are hookers such good cooks?
Everything is 'ho' made.
Did you hear how loud that hooker's fart was?
What a prosti-toot!
What do you call it when a train full of hookers goes missing?
Losing a train of thot.
I once hired a hooker; the sex was so good she did it for free.
It was pro-boner.
What's a hookers favourite food?
Whores d'oeuvres
What do you call male hookers in an alleyway?
Backstreet Boys.
I'm gonna start my own band with blackjack and hookers
and i'm gonna call it future drama
There's a hooker on my street. (X-post from Funny)
What do you call a hooker who works for pasta?
A pastatute
Has the hooker out by the Marriott ever told you any stories?
Man! That hotel you some crazy things!
Hookers don't fart...
they let out little prosti-toots.
Hookers don't fart, they lets out prosti-toots.
What do you call it when a hooker farts?
A prosti-toot
