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πŸ‘€︎ u/meow__meg
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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What’d that cab driver say to the guy getting in his car with a cheap hooker?

Wear two

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobertforApples
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Hookers don't fart.

They let out little prosti-toots!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jamster_1988
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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What do you call a cold hooker?

A frostitute.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iswitt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?

The look on their face when your nailing them! Bada Bing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kbetter1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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What did the man say to the hooker when she walked up to him?

What can I do ya for?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2squaredJ
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What do you call a group of octopus hookers?

Octpussies

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Hooker furniture
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaeS24
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Why are naval officers afraid of hookers?

Cause they swallow seamen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ithestormband
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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The term "getting the most bang for your buck" can be applied in a gun store and with a hooker
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AliciaTries
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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How come hooker midgets don't make a lot of cash?

Because they sell themselves short.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EscapeWithJo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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What's it called when a hooker farts?

A prosti-toot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingmak91
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Because prostitute is another word for hooker, and toot is another word for fart
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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What is the difference between an epileptic clam shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?

One shucks between fits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gaeleng
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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What did the hooker buy from the furniture shop

One night stand

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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What do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti

A pastatute

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatbrightkid
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Why are hookers such good cooks?

Everything is 'ho' made.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whoolio11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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How do you call a norwegian hooker?

Fjord Escort

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meelisss
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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Did you hear how loud that hooker's fart was?

What a prosti-toot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lan_chop
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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What do you call it when a train full of hookers goes missing?

Losing a train of thot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluebreeze52
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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I once hired a hooker; the sex was so good she did it for free.

It was pro-boner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flayneorange
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2013
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I met a hooker on a farm.

What a hoe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2016
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What's a hookers favourite food?

Whores d'oeuvres

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bringwonder
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2015
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What do you call male hookers in an alleyway?

Backstreet Boys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2016
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I'm gonna start my own band with blackjack and hookers

and i'm gonna call it future drama

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fakyuhgooby
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2013
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There's a hooker on my street. (X-post from Funny)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/acecutshaw
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2013
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What do you call a hooker who works for pasta?

A pastatute

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carinaponcho
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2015
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Has the hooker out by the Marriott ever told you any stories?

Man! That hotel you some crazy things!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matraxia
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2014
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What do you call a cold hooker?

A frostitute.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_fish_friar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Hookers don't fart...

they let out little prosti-toots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Hookers dont fart

They let out little prosti-toots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dtobin95
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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Hookers don't fart, they lets out prosti-toots.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thewolfiekitty
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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What do you call it when a hooker farts?

A prosti-toot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkeletronPrime9
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2017
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What do you call a hooker's fart?

A prosti-TOOT!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sabres916
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2015
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