She moaned "you're making me whet!"
β¦but Morocco is Moroccan.
Gonna be a dad in 7 months so Iβm honing my skills. Thanks for indulging me
What does that mean?
I love foreign axe scents.
Horning
A-flat miner.
Friend: Text me when you have time.
Me: When you have time.
Friend: ...
After getting back from a long weekend getaway, my wife was trying to get some ice out of the freezer, but it was all stuck together.
Her: Babe? Can you break up the ice?
Me (leaning my head into the freezer): So... what do you do for a living?
Her: What? ... Ohhhhh...
I grinned and self-high-fived.
My wife and I were enjoying coffee this morning when I asked her what kind it was. My daughter said "It's hazelnut coffee! Right, Mommy?" My wife said "No. Way off." To which my daughter replied "Way off coffee?"
I really need to hone my skills.
It took a long time, but she finally honed her Kraft.
I really need to hone them.
E.T. hone foam.
He was supposedly calling his sister when I interrupted him.
As I went to ask him about something, he said...
"What do you want? I'm using the tel-loaf-hone!!"
