A list of puns related to "Honing"
Horning
My wife and I were enjoying coffee this morning when I asked her what kind it was. My daughter said "It's hazelnut coffee! Right, Mommy?" My wife said "No. Way off." To which my daughter replied "Way off coffee?"
After getting back from a long weekend getaway, my wife was trying to get some ice out of the freezer, but it was all stuck together.
Her: Babe? Can you break up the ice?
Me (leaning my head into the freezer): So... what do you do for a living?
Her: What? ... Ohhhhh...
I grinned and self-high-fived.
It took a long time, but she finally honed her Kraft.
Friend: Text me when you have time.
Me: When you have time.
Friend: ...
E.T. hone foam.
I really need to hone them.
He was supposedly calling his sister when I interrupted him.
As I went to ask him about something, he said...
"What do you want? I'm using the tel-loaf-hone!!"
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