Homie got me good
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thejeshk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Yo, homie. You know of any good computer programs for typing up documents?

Word.

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No ~~Homo~~ Homie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/murukkhu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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A homie going through a lot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oogploont
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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I don't believe in the bros before hoes or hoes before bros crap. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

Note: homeostasis is a scientific term for "equilibrium". Sorry if this went over your head 😁

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electrocuter666
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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What do plants and homies have in common?

I love watching them grow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Shout out to all the homies streamable.com/hgilc5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheeeeeez
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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I have four problems in life:

Counting, remembering and counting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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How do you say hi to japanese homies?

Tok Yo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jige1337
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.

He still has the right to remain silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Need a clever pun for the name Charmaine.

Help a homie out!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DurianIce
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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My best friend made me some cookies the other day. "Wow, did you make them yourself?"

"Yeah," He responded

"They're Homie made."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Burning_Toast998
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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What did one house say to the other house when he was leaving?

Laters homie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dildo_Swaginns
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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What do you call an epileptic emperor?

Julius seizure

Edit: Oh and thanks a bunch for the silver homie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LimblessOctopus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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A car's weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokesig
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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So with this lockdown in place

Does this make us all homies?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SliverSerfer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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Not bragging but I made six figures last year...

....so they named me the year's worst employee at the toy factory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UriahPeabody
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2017
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Bros before hoes? That's discrimination

We need to keep a homie-hoe-stasis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Y_M_N_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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What do you call it when you murder a friend?

Homie-cide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smandero
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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What did tree did the chemist plant in her garden?

A ChemisTREE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nbarudi
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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My dad taught his homing pigeons to dance to rap music.

Now they're homie pigeons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Dad: When you see cops walk by, make sure you’re not standing next to your best friend...

..They might arrest you for homie side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Got to love snoop
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heartstop56
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Mr. Seal Yo Girl
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MomoYaseen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2017
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Kids wanted to watch a new anime, so I suggested...

Kid 1: Let's watch -Japanese name of some anime-

Kid 2: No, let's watch -Japanese name of some other anime-

Me: Let's watch Supphomi!

Kid 2: "What the hell is Suppho... (realization dawns) mi..."

Me: NOT MUCH HOMIE, WHAT THE HELL 'SUP WITH YOU?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Technohazard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2016
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Whats it called when you kill a friend?

Homie-cide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Petethepiper427
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2017
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What do you call a gang shooting?

A Homie cide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrendanUSA
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2015
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I tried to sound like a gangster talking to my mom

She said "You have been making a lot of jokes recently."

Me: True that homie-g.

Her: Did you just call me "homie-g"?

Me: Homie-a through homie-f were taken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarmerChip
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2015
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Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros.

There needs to be a balance.

A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A____K
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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I don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before bros. There needs to a balance.

A homie-hoe-stasis if you will.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or even hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance.

A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScruffyAF
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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Personally, I don't believe in bros-before-hoes or hoes-before-bros. There needs to be a balance.

A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealCalypso
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2016
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What did one house say to the other house?

Sup homie

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