Told this Chemistry joke on here before..
.. but it had a very bad reaction.
I wanted to tell you another chemistry joke,
But all the good one’s argon.
My Chemistry Teacher keeps telling me that sulphuric acid should never be left in a metal beaker..
..it's an oxidant waiting to happen.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke...
... but I know i wouldn't get a reaction.
As a chemistry teacher, someone asked me during one of my labs if I look at memes.
I'm pretty good at history but I recently read about a Nazi war criminal who I'd never heard of before.
His name didn't ring any Gö- bells.
I couldn’t think of any original chemistry jokes
My kid’s chemistry teacher was arrested in class yesterday. He was pouring out teaspoons of sodium chloride for each student, but because the class was rowdy, he kept losing his place and having to start over.
The police charged him with multiple counts of a salt.
Halfway through my Organic Chemistry class, I realized there’s no way I’ll pass.
I’m in alkynes of trouble.
Wanna hear a Chemistry joke?
I assure you, everyone reacts quickly to this one!
I have a friend with no social skills and a Ph.D in the history of palindromes.
Overheard at a chemistry competition...
British chemist: "I'll kick your arsenic!"
American chemist: "I'll kick your astatine!"
Organic chemist: "I'll kick your acetate!"
How often do I like jokes about chemistry?
My wife’s favorite class in High School was History
I should’ve known she’d be good at bringing up the past.
I stopped telling chemistry jokes
Did you know that Olive branch is a symbol of peace. People were using olive branch during the history to declare truce by giving it to their enemies
If you are wondering how I know this, it's because olive random trivia
That's history right there you understand
I just watched a documentary on the history of the WD-40.
So I had a classmate in chemistry ask what would happen if we were to use gamma rays to cook food, so I said...
It would give a whole new meaning to nuking your food
There's a programme about the history of perfume on TV tonight.
It's on at 8pm on Chanel Number 5!
When teachers mix history and modern pop culture
I've recently started writing an Ebook about the history of citrus fruits.
It's nowhere near finished, but the first chapter's on lime.
Did you hear about the chemistry teacher who became upset?
Apparently he told a dad joke in class and it got no reaction.
My son asked me if I knew any good chemistry jokes as he'd just had his first chemistry class. I thought about telling him one about alkalinity...
But then I thought; 'Nah, too basic...'
Chemistry professor: Is it a good or bad thing that ice is less dense than (floats in) water?
Me: It wasn't good for the Titanic.
I like chemistry jokes
But I’m always afraid that they won’t get a reaction
I've spent all morning trying to think of a quality pun, just to come up with THIS otter rubbish.
Today I read a pamphlet on the history of incandescent bulbs...
Who was the most jovial conqueror in human history?
My Son Ate a Bunch of Scrabble Tiles. My Wife is Scared but I'm not...
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
I’m reading a book on the history of glue....
I can’t seem to put it down.
Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $3.00
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
Today on a walk my son was asking about a bunch of plants and stuff, he pointed to one and I said it was a fungi.
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
My son blew up his chemistry set.
When he did, I told him oxidants do happen!
My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
Grandma is always saying to me ' Hey what's the name of that German guy again who keeps taking my stuff '
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
Spilled some water in chemistry class today
Always part of a classical dish
Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face"
Most of us like some chemistry puns once in a while
What do cannibals serve at the beginning of dinner party?
Can you feel the chemistry?
Unexpectium: The element of surprise
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show.
I’d like to make a joke about chemistry
But all the good ones argon
I was going to put a Chemistry joke on here but...
I told a chemistry joke today.
Why was the chemistry teacher upset?
Because their joke didn't get a reaction.
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