Hispanicization Puns

For hispanic attacks

….so his doctor gave him medication for Hispanic attacks.

For Hispanic attacks

Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango

The police said "That's a loco motive."

In the bushes, outside the window.

So let's say I'm looking for my keys. Where are they, I don't know, I can't find them. So I say to my wife (we're both non-hispanic white people from Arizona with constant Spanish immersion enough to pick some up some of the language):

Donde estan mis llaves? (Where are my keys?) Aqui! Aqui! (Here! Here!)

The dadjoke part of this is that Aqui sounds like 'A Key'.

Gets a groan every time!

It’s for Hispanic attacks

For hispanic attacks

It’s for Hispanic attacks.

For Hispanic attacks