Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lololaur_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2022
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My cousin has a crippling, irrational, fear of being beaten up by Mexicans.

….so his doctor gave him medication for Hispanic attacks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BritishTeeth11
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2021
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Why did the Mexican take anti anxiety medication

For Hispanic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
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Fruit puns intended

Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamesduffton
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A man wanted to impress his friends so he stole a train…

The police said "That's a loco motive."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jezmck
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There's Negative Nancy... Debbie Downer... Chatty Cathy... but where did Peeping Tom come from?

In the bushes, outside the window.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holymolybaby
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2017
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A classic Spanish-English dadjoke I always pull on my wife

So let's say I'm looking for my keys. Where are they, I don't know, I can't find them. So I say to my wife (we're both non-hispanic white people from Arizona with constant Spanish immersion enough to pick some up some of the language):

Donde estan mis llaves? (Where are my keys?) Aqui! Aqui! (Here! Here!)

The dadjoke part of this is that Aqui sounds like 'A Key'.

Gets a groan every time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kirjath
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2014
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My Mexican friend takes anti-anxiety medication

It’s for Hispanic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monolocomotive
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2021
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Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonathanWickers
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication.

It’s for Hispanic attacks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrTomatoHead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Why did the Mexican take a Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeeter4210
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