There's been a lot of people who aren't Dad's making Dad jokes on here recently. If you're not a Dad you shouldn't be making Dad Jokes.
It's a faux pa.
first time posting here. (not a dad, just a 17 y/o kid)
Every time this queer couple lied to their son, he would see right through them.
>they were trans-parent.
Going out on a limb here hoping this is not a repost
I'm not sure when my plane will get here
It's pretty up in the air right now
Here’s a little early access to a pun I made. I’m not sure if this joke has been said before but I hope not. I love making up puns
Not enough Christian furry cat puns around here.
Not mine but it might fit here. /r/Jokes/comments/k2mw84/…
Not a joke: does anyone have any Dad jokes that I can use on my 5-year-old? I see maybe one joke per week on here that she would understand. Do we need a r/youngerdadjokes?
Punchline
I’m not sure if this has been posted here before
Just found this store by chance called Ollie’s. Aside from all the great liquidation sales, the walls are a pun gold mine! I felt it be a crime not to post pictures of it on here. reddit.com/gallery/iij3ts
May be here may not all I know is we need zylophone
Not mine. So should be here /r/Jokes/comments/j2vfxl/…
Trying not to mention the favourite part of my living room here
I think I've done well sofa
Ever since my sex change my son acts like I’m not here...
Maybe it’s because I’m trans-parent
This fan has been here for 3 weeks and still not shipped
"We're here to offer support, not to grill you," they said at my review meeting.
"Like a bra, not a braai"
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Based on true events. I had to stop myself from blurting that out.
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Thanks to u/rumbustiousben for reminding me that not everyone knows what a braai is - it's a barbecue in Afrikaans and commonly used as part of English by South Africans
Not mine but I definitely think it belongs here. /r/Jokes/comments/ixvogb/…
I’m not a dad but here’s my best shot.
What does a depressed cowboy say?
Yee-nah
Not a pun per se, but thought that it belonged here
Just happened a few minutes ago. Whilst wrapping an easel for our daughter my better half said "how am I going to wrap this?" I replied "Easely". Not even a smile :( wasted talent here.
Not sure if this belongs here but... /r/Jokes/comments/i9e6jq/…
Not my first pun but second pun here. Don't WINE about my Photoshop skills.
Might not be the appropriate place for this, but here is a bold take
Take
Not sure if this has been posted here before. I found it on Facebook cause I suck.
We should make it a rule not to post any jokes about the un-employed here
They just don't work
I'm not a dad, but I pulled this on my sister and achieved a groan. So here it is!
*Me entering my sister's room and see her studying.
Me: "What's up? Wanna play Halo?"
Sis: "I want to but I can't. My exams are coming."
Me: "Then don't open the door!"
Sis: *groans
Idk if this has been shared here yet or not /r/Jokes/comments/fnjxd1/…
I'm here to make a serious complaint about my local subway. Generally they do a good job, but I today I did an online order (so I didnt SEE them make anything). I didnt unwrap it in the store to check (because who does that), but when I got home it was absolutely not what I ordered.
Sorry, wrong sub.
Not sure if this is a repost but here you go anyway!
Not mine but thought it deserved that be here
Intentional or not, I suggest it belongs here.
I bet there's not mushroom here for puns like this.
