Helium walks into a bar.
The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."
Helium just didn't react.
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︎ Apr 21 2021
How does helium laugh?
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︎ Apr 16 2021
I just quit my job at the helium factory.
I wonβt be spoken to in that tone.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Why wasn't helium surprised or shocked when it won the lottery?
Because it's not a very good reactor
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︎ Dec 24 2020
The police arrested me for being a helium balloon.
They held me for a while but eventually let me go.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
I think Helium hates my jokes.
He doesnβt react to any of them.
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Laughing gas should be Helium instead of Nitrous Oxide.
Not only does it make your voice sound funny, but a bunch of it together goes He He He.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Scientists have recently recorded the sounds of two helium atoms laughing
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︎ Oct 21 2020
I was arrested earlier for stealing helium balloons.
The cops held me for a while, then let go .
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I was reading a book on Helium
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︎ Jul 19 2020
Iβve got a joke about helium.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
My next joke is going to be about helium.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
What do Michael Jackson and a helium molecule have in common?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
What did the Helium say when he was invited to the party?
He didn't have a reaction.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
What did the chemist say when they found two new isotopes of helium?
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︎ Aug 10 2020
How many Helium molecules does it take to make a chemist giggle?
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︎ May 12 2020
You know why inhaling helium will make a man sound like a woman?
Because helium is a no-ball gas.
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︎ Jul 13 2020
People say filling animals with helium is wrong.
Okay, whatever floats your goat!
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︎ Jul 15 2020
Hydrogen: Helium, how do I become like you?
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︎ Aug 25 2020
My friend recently told me a joke about Helium
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︎ Mar 16 2020
And Helium says "He He He".
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︎ Apr 26 2020
Why was Helium in court?
He broke the law of gravity
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︎ May 25 2020
My addiction to Helium is out of control, but...
No one is taking my cries for help seriously.
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︎ May 22 2019
Have you heard about how the world is apparently running out of helium?
Lies.
All lies, just fed to us by the big ballon and helium companies to inflate their prices.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
Why do balloons filled with helium cost more than balloons sold in packages?
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︎ Dec 19 2019
Helium jokes make me laugh
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︎ Jan 30 2020
What did the scientist say when he found two atoms of helium?
HeHe.
my biology teacher told this one in class today.
i was the only student that found it genuinely funny.
the class was silent, besides me. i was laughing. really hard.
:'(
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︎ Aug 27 2019
The only thing I got for my wife on her birthday was a big helium balloon.
It didnβt go down very well.
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︎ Sep 30 2019
What's funny about 3 helium atoms?
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︎ Jan 19 2020
Why did the man fill his attic up with Helium?
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︎ Nov 20 2019
What does a scientist say when he finds 2 isotopes of helium?
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︎ Feb 13 2020
Why do people charge money for helium when itβs supposed to be free of charge?
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︎ Oct 23 2018
Since I became manager of a helium factory, my employee speak very highly of me.
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︎ Oct 08 2019
Helium tried to talk to his friends calcium and aluminium
But they were busy on a CaAl
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︎ Jan 29 2020
I've got a friend who works with helium balloons.
They speak very highly of everyone.
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︎ Sep 06 2019
How does a chemist laugh? Helium helium helium oxygen magnesium.
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︎ Aug 23 2018
Scientists have recorded two helium atoms laughing
https://m.imgur.com/a/QBBtoR9
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︎ Nov 01 2019
I quit my job at the helium factory today.
I will not be spoken to in that tone of voice!
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gases"
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︎ Feb 03 2021
I quit my job at the helium gas factory today
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
I quit my job at the helium factory.
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.
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︎ Aug 16 2020
Scientists record the sound of two helium atoms laughing.
π︎ 10k
π
︎ Oct 30 2019
I was arrested yesterday for stealing helium balloons,
The police held me for a while then let me go.
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︎ May 19 2020
I was reading a book about helium
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︎ Jun 16 2020
After a long argument with my boss, I quit my job at the helium factory.
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
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︎ Oct 16 2018
Some people say filling balloon animals with helium is wrong.
But whatever floats your goat.
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︎ Aug 03 2019
What did the scientist say when he popped two helium balloons?
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︎ Jul 02 2019
I quit my job at the helium factory today.
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
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︎ Mar 14 2019
Like filling animals with helium?
Whatever floats your goat.
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︎ Mar 30 2019
People say filling animals with helium is wrong...
I say "whatever floats your goat."
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︎ Sep 19 2019
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